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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons! I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. He, him. Also with me today is Amy More!

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Yeah, she, her.

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And Carla Maxted!

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That's me, also she, her.

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And Tom Laird!

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C'est moi, he, him.

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We're just getting right to the good stuff here. We're not telling you which characters we're playing, because we're giving you a live show that we played some time ago for our patrons, and now it's coming to your ears!

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Ears, ears, ears, ears.

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Oh wait, no, that's the wrong thing.

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Pan, pan, pan, pan.

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So, I hope you enjoy this, or we hope you enjoy this, not just me.

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It's not all about you, Russ, not all about me.

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I mean mostly just Russ, but sure.

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We're like, eh, if you enjoy it.

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For this one, Cicero Holmes, who plays Dance, and Kyle Clasett, regular cast member Kyle Clasett, who plays Vorunax, joined us for this amazing live show, and we had such a blast, and guess what?

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We shouldn't guess, we know.

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Yeah, no, we already know.

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Or do you want us to say what?

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You're the proxy for the listener. Thank you, thank you.

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What?

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What, Russ?

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We're doing another live show!

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So this is to get you in the mood for improv, baby.

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And you can join us, if you're a patron, by signing up at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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What's the date of that live show, Carla?

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Oh no, don't ask me, I got it wrong in the newsletter.

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Sign up for a newsletter, it's fun, if only slightly factually inaccurate occasionally.

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It is coming up, I'm just going to look at a calendar.

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It's a Tuesday, and I just want to make sure I say the right Tuesday, June 27th.

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Tuesday, June 27th.

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Tuesday, June 27th, 7pm Pacific, 10pm Eastern.

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The shows usually run like an hour to two hours tops, depending on how off the rails it gets.

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Pretty off the rails.

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Which is probably going to be off the rails, yeah.

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But it's one hell of a fun time, and you can sign up at any tier to come join us.

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We would really appreciate it.

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So, without further ado, you can go sign up while you listen to this episode.

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I'm going to drag it on just a little bit more, because I said without further ado.

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Please enjoy the episode that our patron, Charl, has edited for us.

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Yes, thank you to Charl.

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Thank you, Charl.

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Forgive you, Charl.

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Listen to the credits, where all Charl's information will live.

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But thank you, Charl, for putting together the sound design and the edit on this one.

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And now, fuck it, let's listen to this episode that we played in the past.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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He, him, also with me today is Amy More.

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I'm here, and I'm not wearing pajamas, but I am wearing clothes.

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She, her.

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And Tom Laird.

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Yeah, I'm here too, also wearing clothes, because that's just what we do on this podcast.

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He, him.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her, also wearing clothes, playing question mark?

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The Riddler.

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Joining us for this live improv show, special guest and regular cast member, Kyle Claset.

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Hey, what's up?

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I'm existing in a space right now, and he, him.

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I'm Kyle.

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I typically play Voronox on this show.

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I'm excited to see what we're going to do tonight.

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And the special guest, who we can't say is a regular cast member, but we could say is a regular cast member.

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If only he would answer my calls all the time.

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It's Sister Holmes.

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He, him.

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I thought clothes were optional.

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I opted in for everyone else's safety.

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And I am going to blink twice to let people know that I'm okay.

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Thank you so much for being here.

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Tonight's show is a live improv show, which means I have no bullet points tonight, everybody.

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Not even one.

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Wow.

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Not even one.

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Including, of course, which characters we're going to play.

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Well, I mean, some of them are a little bit decided, but not all of them.

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So we're going to figure that out.

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But it's dedicated to our patrons, all of them in the chat and all of them over at Patreon.

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Because of them, we hit 100 patrons.

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Thank you so much.

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You guys are amazing.

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Too much.

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It is too much.

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I mean, honestly, Russ, how are you doing this?

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Because not only is there 100 patrons, but there's like more than 20 people here.

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And I don't understand how you're running all those accounts simultaneously.

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I'm a robot, obviously.

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I guess so.

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Beep boop.

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You're working in the chat as if it's individual, actual, discrete individuals.

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Amazing.

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I know.

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I have special skills.

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One of them is to be a type one diabetic who has a pump beeping.

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So it actually just proves that I'm a robot.

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Beep boop.

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Beep boop.

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Thank you all so much for being here.

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We love you.

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We love you all.

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But let's get this thing started.

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Fuck it.

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Let's choose who we're playing.

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So I've written down on a piece of paper all of the characters that everybody has played on a list under each name.

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So we're going to be playing characters that we have played, not character swapping, because that could get just wild.

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If somebody gets Sully, then Amy will kill them.

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Amy gets so mad when people play Sully.

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So it's for the best.

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That's not true.

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Just when I play Sully then.

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That's true.

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I think Tom has played Sully before.

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That's true.

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And it was fine.

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It was fine.

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And for that, we're going to have Amy pick her character last.

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Carla has had the most characters, though.

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And I have them all written down here.

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Nularaaaa, Glim, Lipsinki, Yen Bull, Elia, Lex.

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And five of those still have character sheets.

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So it's going to be Nularaaaa.

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We're going to need somebody to roll a D6.

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Carla, do you want to roll a D6, or do you want the chat to roll the D6?

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Oh, I would love the chat to roll a D6.

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Choose a random person.

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You better all have your dice out, otherwise what are you doing?

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The dungeon's dice along, yes.

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How about Alebran?

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Oh, okay.

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Can you roll a D6 for me?

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Or just go to Google?

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Or is it Olabron?

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Oh, that sounds nice.

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You can include a pronouncer.

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That would be great.

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Oh, everyone's getting their dice.

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Oh, thank you.

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Love it.

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Sweet.

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Can you get your recorder out and play some sweet?

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Caroline.

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Sweet Caroline, yes, of course.

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I feel like people want Cicero to sing more.

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That went over really big.

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Oh, I'm very excited.

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It's a four.

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It's a four, people.

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It's a four.

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What is it?

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That means Carla is playing Yen Bull Nuri.

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I feel like she's the main cast character I've played the least.

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Well, that gives some more time in the spotlight.

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She can do whatever she wants now.

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Who knows even where she is in time.

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Right here with us.

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In the space between spaces.

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That's right.

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Tom has had four characters of note.

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Flint, Moot, Bort.

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You're caught up on our Adventures Up campaign.

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A character named Meredith Grey.

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You forgot Perseus in that list, Russ.

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Come on.

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Oh, I forgot Perseus.

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You included Meredith, but not Perseus.

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Yeah, I mean, I know Meredith's a new fan fave.

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Come on.

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She's everywhere.

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I did forget Perseus.

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I apologize.

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Pick somebody to roll a dice for you.

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Here we go.

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Just going to look through the list real quick.

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Kayla.

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Kayla Littlejohn.

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Is Meredith Grey like the Janet of The Good Place, but in our world?

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We haven't figured that out yet.

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Yeah, we haven't figured that out.

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She still might be the big bad.

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Also, we just recorded that, so that doesn't come out.

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Do people even know what we're talking about?

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Well, she was in the last one.

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Oh, I know.

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She was in the last one, too.

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Sorry, we're getting Kayla.

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Kayla Littlejohn.

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Could you please roll a D6?

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And we'll just omit the six, because that's only five.

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It's a two.

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It's a two, guys.

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All right, you get to be moot.

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Oh, there will be wild magic shenanigans.

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Oh, yes.

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The wildest.

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Unicorn.

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Unicorn.

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All right, Cicero Holmes has played one character.

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Dince.

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You don't say.

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Who we love.

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So we're going to roll for it.

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A beloved fan favorite who hit the road with Puff the Magic Dragon.

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Something like that.

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Because of the gig economy.

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That's right.

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Because of the gig economy.

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You'd hit the road.

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I am going to let Ruben.

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Ruben, great sandwich, great person, great name.

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Agreed.

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Yes.

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So Ruben, please roll a D6.

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Everything, everyone and everything is counting on this roll.

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That's right.

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We don't know who Cicero could play.

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I almost said who Dince could play.

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A five.

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It's a five.

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I'll check the list.

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It's Dince.

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Oh!

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Who knew?

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Oh, all right.

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Keeping with Amy going last, Kyle has played two characters, actually three characters.

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Yeah, what's up?

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But we'll stick with two because scared Tabaxi in the woods is probably.

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That sounds like.

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I mean, you'd have to come up with all your stats, but I think you could do it.

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So we got Vorunax, of course, and Japs.

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Japs.

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I love Japs.

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Does that mean you've included that one that paired with Japs on Amy's list as well?

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Ooh, I hope so.

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Shit, he doesn't have a character sheet.

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Don't do it to me.

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No.

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Tabby made me laugh with their D1 comment.

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So Tabby, if you'll flip a coin.

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Say heads is Vorunax.

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Nice.

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Sorry, who are we getting?

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Tabby.

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Tabby.

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Oh, Tabby.

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All right.

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Or Tavi.

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Tavi.

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Tavi.

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We both went the wrong way.

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We both went opposite ways.

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It's a Ta.

265
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It's a Ta.

266
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Heads.

267
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Vorunax.

268
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All right.

269
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All right.

270
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000
Evil Vorunax?

271
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We'll find out.

272
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I guess.

273
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000
Isn't he always evil though?

274
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,000
I was going to say, do we know that he's not evil anymore?

275
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000
We don't know shit.

276
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000
We don't know shit.

277
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That's right.

278
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000
Okay.

279
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000
And for Amy, she's played Nighthunter.

280
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She's played Sully.

281
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000
She's played Thea.

282
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,000
And what I forgot, I'm sorry, was that she played Flanks.

283
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000
I did.

284
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000
I forgot Flanks' name.

285
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So we need a D4 roll from your choice there, Amy.

286
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Ooh.

287
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I'm going to choose Gabe.

288
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I don't know who you are, Gabe.

289
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000
Are you Gabe?

290
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000
Is it Gave?

291
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000
Is it Gave?

292
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000
Gave, of course.

293
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000
Or is it Gav?

294
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000
Gabe, you there.

295
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000
You going to roll me something?

296
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000
But Nada?

297
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000
Nada, the last one though.

298
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
Four.

299
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000
What is it?

300
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000
You get to be Flanks.

301
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Oh fuck off.

302
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,000
I get to speak like a teenager the whole time.

303
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000
I'm pretty excited actually.

304
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000
It's going to be okay.

305
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000
Oh, well there was also that fun Kenku that you played.

306
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000
Oh, that's true.

307
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000
Oh, it is Gabe.

308
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000
Roll a D, Sully.

309
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000
Yeah.

310
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000
Roll a D, Sully.

311
00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:00,000
I can't believe he was a legit character that he played on more than one occasion.

312
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Bowstring.

313
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000
Flick.

314
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000
Flick.

315
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000
It is Gabe, and he rolled you Flanks.

316
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000
Are you not honoring Flanks?

317
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Well, I'm going to honor Gabe.

318
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:14,000
I mean, if Flanks dies in the first 10 minutes, then we have to pick a different character, obviously.

319
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000
I will fight tooth and nail to stay alive.

320
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,000
I never died, except for in that one that we did for children.

321
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000
Oh, with the cheekbones.

322
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000
You're supposed to die.

323
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000
Yeah, the one where you're supposed to die for children.

324
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000
Yeah.

325
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000
And the one where you and Carla had the amazing cheekbones.

326
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000
Did I die in that?

327
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000
Yeah, everyone died in that one.

328
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
Yeah, no.

329
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000
The cheekbones were just snatched.

330
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000
Kids say that.

331
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,000
If you haven't been to one of our improv live shows, this is where I cut everybody off and move on to the next thing.

332
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This is where we need suggestions from you on what this adventure is that we are going to be taking part in.

333
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We need a type of big celebration from the crowd.

334
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000
Everybody keep an eye on the chat here.

335
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000
Who's playing?

336
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000
And if something speaks to you, say it out loud.

337
00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:05,000
Cat's birthday, birthday sitting party, a gender reveal, anniversary, Olympic opening ceremony.

338
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000
Awake.

339
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Awake.

340
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Awake.

341
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
Oh, man.

342
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000
Sully's birthday.

343
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000
Yeah, so I have to play two characters.

344
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000
No, you don't even get to play Sully.

345
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000
He's just like a random NPC.

346
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Sully's too busy.

347
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000
It's his special day.

348
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000
He's socializing.

349
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
He's going around.

350
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Harvest Day.

351
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Oh, Harvest Day.

352
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000
Fun.

353
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000
Goldfish's birthday.

354
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
Any of these speaking to anybody?

355
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000
Well, I mean all of them.

356
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
Awake.

357
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Awake would be fun.

358
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Words that have not been spoken probably a whole lot.

359
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
Awake would be fun.

360
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000
We know awake.

361
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000
Depends on the person who grew up.

362
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000
A bark mitzvah?

363
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000
What was that?

364
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000
A bark mitzvah.

365
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
You know, for a dog.

366
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000
Corn maze grand opening.

367
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000
Get out of here, phobia.

368
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000
Yep, nope.

369
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000
Nice try.

370
00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:01,000
If you find yourself just randomly kicked out for some reason.

371
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000
Kyle, what's speaking to you?

372
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:08,000
Man, that party right at the top just cracked me up as soon as I saw it.

373
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:17,000
I also really like the idea of the jamboree, which I assume is music just piped through jams.

374
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
Oh, yes.

375
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
I assume.

376
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
That's what that is.

377
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000
There could be some turnt goblins there, though, too.

378
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000
Gotta have some turnt goblins.

379
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Lay down.

380
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000
So a pudding party or a jamboree?

381
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Turnt callbacks.

382
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000
A crossfit competition.

383
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000
I feel like pudding parties scream to everybody.

384
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,000
Not only because it was in all capitals, but because it sounds like a lot of fun.

385
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000
So I think we're going to go with pudding party.

386
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
All right.

387
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
And where is this pudding party happening?

388
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Give us a location.

389
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000
Awake.

390
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,000
At the funeral home because it's part of the way.

391
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:59,000
The vanilla capital.

392
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Not Borobia.

393
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Interesting dichotomy we've got going on.

394
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000
Strodd's hosting, actually.

395
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Yeah.

396
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Welcome to my pudding party.

397
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000
Horny gnome town.

398
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000
We've done horny gnomes before.

399
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
We can't do that again.

400
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
That's fine.

401
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Do the wake.

402
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Can it be Grancis's wake?

403
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
Don't tempt us.

404
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
You've got hate on Grancis now, too, Kyle?

405
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000
No, I love Grancis and I want to celebrate his life.

406
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Yes, town of ass.

407
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
Atlantis.

408
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000
What's speaking to you, Cicero?

409
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Pudding party at Butts Hole.

410
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Oh, man.

411
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Yes.

412
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000
So Amy really liked Butts Holes.

413
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000
Well, I mean, we've been to Butts Hole before.

414
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000
We've been to Butts Hole before.

415
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,000
That's where the pudding party could be in Butts Hole.

416
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
That's no pudding.

417
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Oh, boy.

418
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Wouldn't that be the adventure?

419
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
What's the pudding?

420
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Why not candy?

421
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
Pudding intrusion at Butts Hole.

422
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Forth is saying why not candy land,

423
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
but spelled it candy like strangers with candy,

424
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
and that has me going somewhere.

425
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Oh.

426
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
OK.

427
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Oh, my god.

428
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
OK.

429
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
It's a pudding party in Butts Hole.

430
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Whose party is it?

431
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:18,000
A person of note to any or all of these characters.

432
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000
It will be all of these characters.

433
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Why chunks?

434
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Where did you find it?

435
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Oh, man.

436
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000
Smacks von Lauderton.

437
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Francis.

438
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Smacks von Lauderton.

439
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Phobia.

440
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
I've dropped it.

441
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Oh, god.

442
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
I hate a chocolate squirrel.

443
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000
The Black Knight's having the pudding party.

444
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,000
I mean, he's not working all the time.

445
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Oh, Miss Ma'am Meow Meow.

446
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
Oh, Miss Ma'am Meow Meow.

447
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Oh, Miss Ma'am Meow Meow.

448
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
I haven't played Miss Ma'am Meow Meow in some time.

449
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
Good thing Sully's not here.

450
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Since I was in prison last.

451
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
All right, Amy.

452
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Who's speaking to you?

453
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
I think it's Miss Ma'am Meow Meows.

454
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
You think it's Miss Ma'am Meow Meow?

455
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Yes.

456
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000
I do.

457
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Meow meow.

458
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Oh, god.

459
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
I just saw TMS.

460
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
I know.

461
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
Change my answer.

462
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Austin Powers, get out of here.

463
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Groovy, baby.

464
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Something from this pudding party has gone missing, which has caused this pudding party to go.

465
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
The chunks?

466
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Sideways.

467
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
Now I'm not sure.

468
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Oh, tapioca balls.

469
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Okay.

470
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000
I once had tapioca pudding and I was enjoying it thoroughly.

471
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000
And then my brother said, you know, that's fish eggs, right?

472
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Classic brother move.

473
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
It's not classic big brother.

474
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000
I know he's never going to hear this because he listened to one of our episodes and was

475
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
like, I don't really get it.

476
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
It's not really my thing.

477
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
And I was like, well, you're an asshole.

478
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
He's not.

479
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
He's great.

480
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,000
The prompt was, there's an item that's gone missing from this pudding party.

481
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Spoons.

482
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000
You can't eat pudding without spoons.

483
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
The golden spoon.

484
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
For the best pudding.

485
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:05,000
The inaugural spoon and the celebration cannot start until Miss Ma'am Meow Meow has

486
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000
her scoop of pudding with the inaugural spoon.

487
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Obviously it's communal pudding, isn't it?

488
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
I do think it's just one big vat.

489
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,000
One big vat of pudding in the era post-COVID.

490
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Yeah.

491
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000
We like to live in a fantasy land, right?

492
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
That's right.

493
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
The panini does not exist here.

494
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Everything is good and clean.

495
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Okay.

496
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
So we're going with spoon.

497
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Is that like?

498
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
I'm into spoons.

499
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Spoon.

500
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
All right.

501
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000
We're going to see this scene very soon.

502
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000
I got to wrap my head around pudding party.

503
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Keep stretching it, right?

504
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
All right.

505
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Fuck it.

506
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Let's play.

507
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Can't say that when we're talking about the place we're going to be at.

508
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Oh, fair.

509
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Yep.

510
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Yep.

511
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Ah, it's a beautiful cloudy day in Butts Hole.

512
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Not too hot, not too cold.

513
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,000
The breeze is just cutting through the center of town.

514
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Parting the crowd that has gathered in Butts Hole.

515
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Our adventurers have come together.

516
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
You see friends across the way.

517
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
It's a little swampy.

518
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
It's a little swampy in Butts Hole.

519
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
The humidity is a little up.

520
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
The humidex is high.

521
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:27,000
And they've all been brought together because Ms. Man-Meow-Meow is throwing the biggest party in the land.

522
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
You've traveled from all over.

523
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:44,000
And you're currently standing outside of Nether's region, which is a well-known tavern in this area, of course.

524
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:54,000
And you've come together and caught each other's eye and are just reminiscing over all of the things that you've done in the last few weeks since the last time you saw each other.

525
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Oh, we all know each other.

526
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
OK.

527
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
It's easier when you know each other.

528
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Quick question.

529
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Did you ever drink a goblin to death?

530
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Well, I did once drink an orc under the table, but that...

531
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000
I've never tried goblin blood.

532
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:15,000
You don't drink the blood, you just outdrink them.

533
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
That wasn't really made clear.

534
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:22,000
I was going to say one time I saw orcas crack a goblin in half and drink it.

535
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Wild.

536
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Right?

537
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Crazy dude.

538
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Wow.

539
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
I would drink something outside.

540
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Yes, the wind outside on my cheeks feels really good.

541
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
I drink outside.

542
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
That's one of my favorite places to drink.

543
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Right.

544
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Well, that's what you meant, right?

545
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
What a time to be alive.

546
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Everyone's just drinking outside.

547
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
It's fantastic.

548
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Hey, everybody.

549
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Welcome to Nether's region, just down the street from Belly's Button.

550
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000
You should swing by for after snacks there.

551
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000
They got little jam-y things that they put on crackers.

552
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
It's really tasty.

553
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
But I brought you your drinks.

554
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
We got an ale.

555
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,000
I heard you like a goblin's blood, so you got that there.

556
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
There's a fruit one.

557
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Who ordered the fruit one?

558
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Well, that was me.

559
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Oh, you did?

560
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
We've done this before.

561
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
You go ahead.

562
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
I'll get the next one.

563
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Give them two straws.

564
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Just get it over with.

565
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
All right, everybody's got their drinks.

566
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
It's lovely to see you.

567
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
I'm your server, Flamikens.

568
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
I used to be a pirate.

569
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,000
I will probably join you on an adventure later.

570
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Oh, OK.

571
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Yeah, I'm not actually serving, Amy, so you can pour your own drink.

572
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
I'm doing it.

573
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Our friend likes to drink outside.

574
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
We can just take these and head up the event, right?

575
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

576
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Public drinking is totally fine in Butts Hall.

577
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Good.

578
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Is this non-alcoholic?

579
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Yes.

580
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Do you have any disposable straws?

581
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Oh, of course.

582
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
They're all disposable.

583
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
No.

584
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Well, this one, you know, I don't want any other birds to get sick or anything from

585
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
the straw.

586
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Oh, you don't want it stuck up their nose?

587
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Yeah, yeah.

588
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000
You know, because I've got this beak and it's, you know, the straws are good for

589
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
the beak.

590
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Right.

591
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
OK.

592
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
I got a long spaghetti straw.

593
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Spaghetti straw.

594
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000
It's kind of like a cannoli.

595
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Did you just glue a bunch of penne together?

596
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Yep.

597
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
You did that real fast.

598
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Well, there's a lot of gaps in that straw.

599
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Yeah, it's going to go everywhere.

600
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
All right.

601
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
There's your cannoli.

602
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Would you like the cream-filled cannoli or just the dry pasta cannoli?

603
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:37,000
No, the cannoli's got to have the cream.

604
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
I want a straw.

605
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Oh, OK.

606
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Well, here's a straw and a cannoli.

607
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Oh, OK.

608
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Hey, guys, if you ask for a straw, you get a cannoli.

609
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
That sounds good to me.

610
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
I'm going to write that down.

611
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
I'll make sure to remember that.

612
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,000
I'm ready to get my drink and go out and see all that Butts Hole has to take in.

613
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Let's mingle.

614
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,000
We've got to get deep into Butts Hole.

615
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
You did so deep.

616
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Nampaw 9, the non-alcoholic beer is PCP.

617
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000
I feel like we're just on the outskirts.

618
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
That's Nampaw 9.

619
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
That's Lindsay.

620
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000
You head out of Nether's region and you walk down the streets of Butts Hole,

621
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:25,000
and they're lined with shrubberies all along, tall trees as well between the shrubberies.

622
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:33,000
You see down at the end of this main street, there is what is a well-known well in Butts Hole

623
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000
that goes down deep into the earth.

624
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:43,000
But for this occasion, you see that it's brimming, like right, filled right to the top

625
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000
with the smoothest of puddings.

626
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Oh.

627
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Would you look at that.

628
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
I had heard so much about this.

629
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,000
I came all the way from Callamport to see the well full of pudding.

630
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Now that I'm here, I think it's a little bit gross.

631
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Well, I mean, I think it's all a matter of perspective.

632
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Is it your favorite kind of pudding, at least?

633
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Oh, it is.

634
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:13,000
It's that pistachio kind, the green kind that has little bits in it.

635
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Everyone's favorite.

636
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Oh, yes.

637
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000
So there's chunks in the pudding?

638
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Well, of nuts.

639
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Oh, there's nuts in the pudding.

640
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000
There's nuts in the pudding.

641
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
They're putting nuts in the Butts Hole pudding?

642
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Whoa, that doesn't seem very inclusive.

643
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
What if I have a nut allergy?

644
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
I probably do.

645
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
Hold on.

646
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Yep.

647
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,000
I would love if there was just an actual line on your character sheet.

648
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Nut allergy.

649
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000
It's under no soy, no dairy.

650
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
It's I made a sheet for me.

651
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
It's a bit nutty.

652
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,000
As you get closer to it and you can see that there are the chunks in it, there's a velvet red rope

653
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,000
keeping people back and everybody's respecting the red rope for the most part.

654
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:08,000
You see a few onlookers trying to lean over and then there's security guards slapping their hands away.

655
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:14,000
There is a podium on the far side of this town square.

656
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:20,000
And you see a cluster of highly important people all gathered around.

657
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Notably in there, you see Miss Miao Miao, who was brought in from the Luskin region.

658
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:35,000
You see Grancis Ashton, who appears to be more doing custodial work, just picking up cups and straws

659
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:40,000
and everything else that has been kind of littered around the hole.

660
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
And who else do they see there?

661
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:47,000
I don't know who else we see, but Dents wants to go up to the person that's picking up the straws and the cups.

662
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Says, hey, people should throw those things away.

663
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Do you have like a place where people can throw things away?

664
00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:01,000
I've just been going around picking them up, and they don't seem to have a very good...

665
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Well, usually they throw the garbage into the hole, but they filled it with pudding for this event.

666
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:15,000
And there's an incinerator down at the bottom, which is how I assume they're going to get rid of most of this milk product at the end.

667
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Because leaving it out much longer than the end of the day here is going to...

668
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Even in a world full of magic, it's probably going to be really bad.

669
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Wait, so you threw your trash into the pudding?

670
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Well, no, we previously threw the trash into the hole, and then they filled it with pudding.

671
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000
So we just need to avoid the very bottom of the...

672
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Yeah, there's a little churn in the first layer, but then after that it pretty much settles.

673
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
And at the top, it's clean pudding.

674
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,000
So there's already kind of a taint to Butts Hole's pudding.

675
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Oh, okay.

676
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Yeah, there is.

677
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,000
They said it accentuates the flavor of the pistachios.

678
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Yeah, I guess I was in college once, so yeah, sure.

679
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Yeah, yeah.

680
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Well, that's when they're mixing pudding.

681
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:07,000
That's what they ask for prerequisites, if they've been to college.

682
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Oh, that's a big word.

683
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000
That's why I left college, because I couldn't say that word.

684
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Well, but you've been once.

685
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Yeah, I went once.

686
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Yeah, I went once.

687
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:19,000
I went there, and then I left because they wanted me to say, prerequire it.

688
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Yep, that's it.

689
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
Yeah.

690
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Wait, no, you shouldn't go there.

691
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
You shouldn't do that.

692
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,000
You shouldn't put your garbage and your pudding in your garbage.

693
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Your garbage is your pudding.

694
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
Your pudding is your garbage.

695
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Wow.

696
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Gotta eat your pudding.

697
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Well, let's eat that pudding, and then you can put those straws in there.

698
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Oh, oh, can't eat the pudding yet.

699
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Not until Ms. Mam-Meow-Meows had the first scoop with the golden spoon, I think is what we said.

700
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Wait, is it true if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding?

701
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
I've heard that somewhere.

702
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Yeah?

703
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Everybody had their meat before they came?

704
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Yeah?

705
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Oh, of course.

706
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Did you go down to...

707
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
We had some things at the...so, yes.

708
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Again, the prerequirements have been met.

709
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Oh, yeah, that's...I go to your college.

710
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Oh, okay.

711
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Okay.

712
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Well, I'm going to keep picking up straws here.

713
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:19,000
But yeah, Ms. Mam-Meow-Meow should be ready in just a moment, and you hear a shriek from a few feet away.

714
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000
That bird sounds so unhappy.

715
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
It's probably the straws.

716
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
That's Ms. Mam-Meow-Meow.

717
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
She doesn't sound very good.

718
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
I'm going to go check and see what's up.

719
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
He walks two steps to the left.

720
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Ms. Mam-Meow-Meow.

721
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Oh, she's right there.

722
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Okay, good.

723
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000
What seems to be the problem?

724
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
I just need the spoon.

725
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Something about a broom.

726
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
No, the spoon.

727
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
The spoon is gone.

728
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,000
The inaugural Butts Hole spoon.

729
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Oh, no.

730
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,000
The first spoon in Butts Hole.

731
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,000
But how can the festival start if we don't have the spoon?

732
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
This is a good question.

733
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Can it even start?

734
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Is there anybody here who could find perhaps clues about who stole the spoon?

735
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,000
It was here, behind this red rope.

736
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
I have a spoon in my pack.

737
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
Can we just use that?

738
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
No.

739
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
What's so special about this inaugural spoon?

740
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
The spoon cleanses the pudding.

741
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Oh, so it takes care of the trash.

742
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Oh, so it's slotted.

743
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

744
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:29,000
It filters and then releases the garbage that we determined is in the pudding.

745
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
Like, magically?

746
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Yes, magically.

747
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Oh, magically.

748
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
I was just imagining a big sieve.

749
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
We live in a world of magic.

750
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,000
It's a spoon made of TP?

751
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Titanium.

752
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Plastic.

753
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Koreanite.

754
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Dinoids.

755
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Is the spoon like a seashell?

756
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,000
If you've got three seashells, you know about the three seashells, right?

757
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
I've heard of this, too.

758
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Oh, I don't know about this.

759
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
I'm about to learn something.

760
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
I'm dreading this.

761
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Yeah, who hasn't heard about the three seashells?

762
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
Yes, you have to use it.

763
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000
In Butts Hole, there's always three seashells.

764
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,000
There's one, and then the other, and then the other, and then you're done.

765
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Right, and then you're done.

766
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Yeah.

767
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Everything's over.

768
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Hey, Moot, can you explain that to me later?

769
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:19,000
We could use the seashells for the pudding instead of the spoon if they're so revered here in this town.

770
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
It is spoon-like.

771
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
It is.

772
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
But you guys, it's not magic.

773
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:30,000
But yes, we do need some magic spoons so that it is not full of garbage.

774
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Now, like, can anyone use a spoon?

775
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Well, yeah, everybody's going to have to use the spoon, but Ms. Miao Miao...

776
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000
I'm sorry, hold on.

777
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Wait, we all use the same...

778
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Isn't the inaugural communal spoon?

779
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
It's the inaugural communal spoon of Butts Hole.

780
00:30:48,000 --> 00:31:01,000
I heard what happens is that the inaugural spoon is used to scoop out the pudding, and then the host, Ms. Miao Miao, would go around and feed everybody the first serving of pudding.

781
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
There's hundreds of people here.

782
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Oh, thousands if the RSVPs hold true.

783
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
I mean, everybody wants to come around.

784
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Still better than that baby bird festival I went to.

785
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Yeah, where they fed you baby birds to every single person.

786
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Oh, I thought they fed you baby bird style, like someone threw up...

787
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
It was both.

788
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
They fed you baby birds baby bird style.

789
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Wow.

790
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
I've been there a couple of times.

791
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
You know what?

792
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
There's actually a plaque here.

793
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:36,000
It says if you don't use the inaugural spoon, you could get poisoned by the berries that grow around the entrance to Butts Hole.

794
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Those are sometimes in the pudding.

795
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Those are dingo berries.

796
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
They make an amazing ringing sound.

797
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000
You can gather them and shake them, and it's like a little holiday sound.

798
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Well, I don't want to be poisoned.

799
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
And you know what?

800
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
This drink is...

801
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000
I don't know, but I'm ready for an adventure.

802
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Oh, boy.

803
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
I'm ready for some pudding.

804
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Okay, well...

805
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000
I am also ready for some pudding.

806
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
I've come from a very, very long way away, but if...

807
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:10,000
If only we had people who were sort of investigatorial adventurers.

808
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Oh, these words.

809
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Who could find things like clues?

810
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
I can find things.

811
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Well, I'm a guide in training.

812
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Yeah, where would you look for clues?

813
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Look, pudding. I found it.

814
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Oh, you did it.

815
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,000
I bet that guard pushing people away from the well might have seen something,

816
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000
unless they were too busy pushing people away from the well.

817
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Hey, get away from the well.

818
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Yeah, get out of here. We don't need you by the well.

819
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Oh, I've got to keep everybody away from the well until they get that spoon back.

820
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Hey, that guard's mumbling to himself.

821
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000
He seems just crazy enough to know something.

822
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
I'd agree.

823
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Excuse me, sir?

824
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
Oh, what? Stay away from the well until the spoon has been found?

825
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Have you been here this whole time?

826
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
Yes, for the last 24 hours.

827
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000
That's a long shift.

828
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000
That's probably against the labor code, but we can talk about that.

829
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,000
The labor codes in Batsoul are a little fLexible.

830
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Did you see anyone approaching the spoon?

831
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Oh, the spoon.

832
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I saw lots of people approaching the spoon, and they were looking at the spoon from a distance.

833
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:20,000
And then I was drawn to some hooligans trying to lean over and just put their fingers.

834
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
There was a small halfling and a tall dragonborn,

835
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
and they were trying to put their hands into the pudding.

836
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
And I had to stop them. I said, nope.

837
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
And they said, oh, well, we've got this.

838
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Well, we're going to save the world.

839
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,000
But first we have to dip our fingers into this butthole pudding.

840
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
That sounds familiar.

841
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
But I said, not today. Not today.

842
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
They sound exasperating.

843
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
And then I turned around and the spoon was gone.

844
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Can you show us where they keep the spoon?

845
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
And also, if it's so important, why is it just out?

846
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Oh, yeah, so come over here.

847
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
There's a real loose spoon policy here.

848
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Excuse me.

849
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Martha, Martha, I need you to take my place here keeping people away from the butthole

850
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
while I show people where the spoon was.

851
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
I'll slap some people for you.

852
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
All right, come on over, Martha.

853
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
You take this body.

854
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Oh, go slap that one right there.

855
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Oh, I'm going to get him.

856
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
All right, come with me. Come with me.

857
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Here we go.

858
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
We're going to...

859
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
This is where...

860
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000
And he takes you over to this plaque like 15 feet away.

861
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Is this well this big?

862
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
I think so.

863
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Well, no, it takes up a large...

864
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
We're just along the circumference.

865
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
It's like a pool, like a gangplank around a pool, right?

866
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Or like a...

867
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Can you give me a dimension?

868
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I was really picturing a well so narrow that a child would get stuck if they fell in it.

869
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
No, no.

870
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
You remember from Butts Hole?

871
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
It's like 50 feet across.

872
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Oh, they filled that whole thing?

873
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
They filled...

874
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
This is what's so magical about it.

875
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Oh, boy.

876
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Yeah, there's a lot of pudding here.

877
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Wow.

878
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Butts Hole is a big...

879
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,000
It's deceptively big, Butts Hole.

880
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Yeah.

881
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Yes.

882
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
15 foot plaque, that's right.

883
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
I did...

884
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
And it was in size 27 font.

885
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000
It was...

886
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Yeah, yeah.

887
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Here it is.

888
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,000
It's the inaugural Butts Hole spoon, and it was hanging right here on these two

889
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
fish hooks, you see.

890
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
And now it's gone.

891
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
And Ms. Miao Miao...

892
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Still crying.

893
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
How big is this spoon?

894
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Oh, well, let me get my protractamagotors out and see here.

895
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Measure, carry the four.

896
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
It's like three feet.

897
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Wow, it's like a shovel.

898
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Is that the bowl of the spoon, the length of the spoon?

899
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Three foot...

900
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Oh, oh, yeah.

901
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Well, it kind of bAlydinces a little bit there.

902
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
So, you know, it's like three feet from stem to stern.

903
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
So like a foot and a foot and a half for the bowl.

904
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
So it's a big bowl for the spoon.

905
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
And this is where it was.

906
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,000
And this is the plaque that says the inaugural Butts Hole spoon.

907
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,000
And yes, I realize fish hooks should probably be banned in Butts Hole,

908
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
but they're not.

909
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Is this more of like a ladle situation?

910
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Is it a deep...

911
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
It's like a deep V is what it is.

912
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Oh, it's a little sexy then.

913
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Yeah, well, something like that.

914
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Vorunax, I've seen you wear a deep V before.

915
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
You can pull that off, man.

916
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Appreciate that.

917
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,000
I enjoy a nice deep V.

918
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Whoa.

919
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000
So I've shown you where the spoon was.

920
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Don't solve our problems for us.

921
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Someone telling you how to play the game?

922
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
End scene.

923
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Next adventure.

924
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Okay.

925
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
There's a plaque here, too.

926
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
This plaque says something.

927
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
It's a little dusty, though.

928
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Well, I think if we read it one word at a time.

929
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Yeah, you could probably do this.

930
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Yep.

931
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000
That's the best way to read a plaque.

932
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
That's the best way to read a plaque.

933
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
I'll start.

934
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Yes.

935
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
This is...

936
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Spoon.

937
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Oh.

938
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Well, I think we're reading.

939
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,000
We're going to each read a different word on the plaque, you guys.

940
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Not the same word the whole time.

941
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Okay, from the top.

942
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
This...

943
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
I'll take this a long time.

944
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Spoon...

945
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Is...

946
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
The...

947
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Magic...

948
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Inaugural...

949
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
Spoon...

950
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Of...

951
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Butthole...

952
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Oh.

953
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Period.

954
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000
You...

955
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Must...

956
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Always...

957
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Use...

958
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Lubrication...

959
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
When...

960
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Eating...

961
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Out of...

962
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
That was two words, you guys.

963
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I'm real sorry.

964
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Well, it's a hyphen.

965
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
It's okay.

966
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Butts...

967
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Hole...

968
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Well, it says it right there.

969
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:27,000
We can't eat at a butthole unless we use a spoon and some sort of lubrication.

970
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
But wait.

971
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Someone scrawled something underneath it.

972
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Let's read it again one word at a time.

973
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
You'll...

974
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Regret...

975
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Finding...

976
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
A...

977
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Spoon...

978
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
To...

979
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Retrieve...

980
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Pudding...

981
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
The...

982
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Forest...

983
00:37:41,000 --> 00:38:05,000
This person had no idea how to form sentences.

984
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Oh my gosh.

985
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,320
Well, I think that's our first clue.

986
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,760
I'm going to go back to slapping people away from the red rope there.

987
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,760
Why do you do that?

988
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,760
We're going to talk amongst ourselves.

989
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,760
You talk amongst yourselves and figure out how to get to the forest.

990
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,760
It's like a first-year improv class.

991
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,760
How we doing?

992
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:31,760
That plaque has a lot of words on it.

993
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,760
You made it to the middle.

994
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,760
You must be having a great time.

995
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,760
Well done.

996
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:35,760
Thank you for not turning it off yet.

997
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,760
You did it.

998
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,760
I think that's every podcaster's hope by the middle of their episode.

999
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,760
How many of them say it?

1000
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:49,760
Russ, can you whip up a little like, let's all go to the lobby and not turn the podcast

1001
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,760
off?

1002
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,760
I didn't even need to.

1003
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,760
That was perfect, Tom.

1004
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,760
That was beautiful, Tom.

1005
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,760
Just have that on a loop.

1006
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,760
Yeah.

1007
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,760
I love it.

1008
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,760
So we need to get that on a hot key and just have it on loop every time

1009
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,760
we go.

1010
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,760
On our soundboard.

1011
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,760
That's right.

1012
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,760
Yeah.

1013
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,760
We want to just step in and remind you that we're doing another live show.

1014
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:13,760
The joy of live shows is it's very much like this, the one that you're listening

1015
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,760
to, in that there's a lot of laughs, there's a lot of fun, and we don't know what the

1016
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,760
hell's going to happen, but the story will be different every single frigging

1017
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,760
time, no matter what we ask for, because the audience gives us all this crazy stuff

1018
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,760
that we get to act out, which there was a lot of it in this episode.

1019
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,760
Hey, but we're willing.

1020
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,760
You know what?

1021
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,760
Yeah, let's do it.

1022
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,760
That's what you got to do.

1023
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,760
And it's a one-shot, so nobody's worried about that sort of thing.

1024
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,760
It's a great time.

1025
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,760
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

1026
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,760
What's that date, Carla?

1027
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:50,760
It's coming up Tuesday, June 27th, 7 p.m. Pacific, 10 p.m. Eastern.

1028
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,760
I only keep picking on Carla because of the newsletter thing.

1029
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,760
I know.

1030
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,760
He's just bullying me lightly.

1031
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:01,760
I mean, some people were saying fiasco, but I don't think it was that serious.

1032
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,760
But just know that that word was thrown out.

1033
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,760
You know that now I'm like, oh, God, they were actually mad at me.

1034
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,760
Carla, I'm on your side.

1035
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,760
To make mistakes is to be human.

1036
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,760
Absolutely.

1037
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,760
As I would say to my grade ones, the mistakes are where the learning happens.

1038
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,760
That's right.

1039
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,760
Oh, that's nice.

1040
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,760
I 100% send someone an email today like, here's that thing you wanted.

1041
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,760
Didn't attach it.

1042
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,760
Oh, I do that all the time.

1043
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:28,760
I hate it when I do that.

1044
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,760
Me too.

1045
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,760
So make sure you put it in your calendar on the right date.

1046
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,760
Yeah.

1047
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,760
And we'll see you there.

1048
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:36,760
That's right.

1049
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,760
Patreon.com.

1050
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,760
Sign up at any tier and come join us.

1051
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,760
And the day before is a supporting producers chat.

1052
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,760
So where you get to hang out with us on a Zoom call.

1053
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,760
It's a lot of fun, too.

1054
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,760
So just putting that out there.

1055
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,760
And the day after is my last day of school.

1056
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,760
So I just thought I'd throw that in there.

1057
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,760
It's a big week.

1058
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,760
Absolutely.

1059
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,760
Then the day after that, I'm flying to Calgary.

1060
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,760
Oh, my God.

1061
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:58,760
That's going to be the best week.

1062
00:40:58,760 --> 00:40:59,760
Me too.

1063
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:00,760
Oh, boy.

1064
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,760
That is a big week.

1065
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,760
You guys, we've got to let him get back to the episode.

1066
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:04,760
We let it get off the rails.

1067
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:05,760
Yeah.

1068
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:06,760
June 27th.

1069
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:07,760
Reel it back in.

1070
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,760
Live show.

1071
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,760
Now get back to this live show where we're having a blast.

1072
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:10,760
OK.

1073
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,760
Love you.

1074
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,760
Bye.

1075
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,760
Bye.

1076
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,760
Love you.

1077
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,760
Sorry we didn't take your suggestions, you guys.

1078
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,760
He was like, say it one word at a time.

1079
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,760
We're all like.

1080
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:25,760
It was so fast.

1081
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,760
Oh, God.

1082
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,760
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

1083
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:29,760
This is your first time.

1084
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,760
It would have been better.

1085
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,760
Because then our sentence would have been, results very.

1086
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,760
Hopeful most.

1087
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:34,760
Scamper.

1088
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,760
Wellspring deviant.

1089
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:36,760
Marbles.

1090
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,760
Squirrel.

1091
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,760
Grammas.

1092
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,760
It honestly, honestly would have made more sense.

1093
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,760
Erin at the top says, this is a hot mess.

1094
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,760
And Kat at the bottom goes, this is your first time, Erin.

1095
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,760
Things in Butts Hole is usually a hot mess.

1096
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,760
You know what it is.

1097
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,760
It's a little messy.

1098
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,760
It's real hot.

1099
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,760
Hey, everybody.

1100
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,760
I brought you some more drinks.

1101
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,760
Very.

1102
00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,760
Oh, excuse me.

1103
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,760
That's my dog.

1104
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,760
He's trapped in this room.

1105
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,760
Do you hear that?

1106
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,760
Do you hear that dog bark?

1107
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,760
You hear how it is?

1108
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,760
Yes.

1109
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,760
Not the usual Loki bark.

1110
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,760
He barked himself raw at his.

1111
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,760
Oh, my God.

1112
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,760
It was so sad.

1113
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,760
He's now practically voice castrated.

1114
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,760
That'll learn him.

1115
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,760
It won't, though.

1116
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,760
It won't, though.

1117
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,760
He doesn't learn is the problem.

1118
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,760
It's a problem.

1119
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,760
He's he's insisting on making this a mess.

1120
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,760
All right.

1121
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,760
He literally will not learn.

1122
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:27,760
All right, you guys.

1123
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,760
So we need to get a plan.

1124
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,760
I don't think I should be the one leading this, though.

1125
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,760
Oh, oh, lead us.

1126
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,760
Yeah.

1127
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,760
Yeah.

1128
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,760
Yeah.

1129
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,760
Everyone follow Dens.

1130
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,760
Lead the way, Dens.

1131
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,760
Where are we going?

1132
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,760
Thank you, Dens.

1133
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,760
To the forest?

1134
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,760
That is what that weird scrawl said.

1135
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,760
Yeah.

1136
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,760
When we all read that together, it said something about the forest.

1137
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,760
And lubrication.

1138
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,760
It's on the west side of the happy highway.

1139
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,760
The west side of the highway.

1140
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,760
All right.

1141
00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:59,760
Well, that's not too far.

1142
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:04,760
I bet if we hope that we could get there and then maybe search around for some tracks.

1143
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:05,760
This was a big spoon.

1144
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,760
If it was a small person, they probably dragged it behind them.

1145
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,760
Well, there's probably a lot of footprints around in Butts Hole.

1146
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,760
Yes.

1147
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:12,760
But specifically around here.

1148
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:13,760
There are lots of.

1149
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,760
Yes.

1150
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,760
So many people have been in Butts Hole.

1151
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,760
It's just there's.

1152
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,760
It's amazing how many people can fit in Butts Hole.

1153
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,760
Well, I can't believe we're already at the forest because this is like everything.

1154
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,760
You know what?

1155
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,760
I see why people live in Butts Hole.

1156
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,760
The commute from here to there and like over there.

1157
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,760
This is a very vocable community.

1158
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:32,760
Yeah, it is.

1159
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:33,760
Everything is.

1160
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,760
So, okay, I'm going to search around.

1161
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,760
I'm going to search around for some footprints.

1162
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,760
I rolled an 18.

1163
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,760
You see footprints.

1164
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,760
I don't have stats.

1165
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,760
What size are the footprints that they see?

1166
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,760
Asking the audience.

1167
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:45,760
They're potato sized.

1168
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,760
Potato sized footprints.

1169
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,760
There's just a potato there.

1170
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,760
They are huge.

1171
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:49,760
Potato.

1172
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:50,760
Huge.

1173
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,760
Extremely tiny.

1174
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,760
They're huge.

1175
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,760
And extremely tiny.

1176
00:43:53,760 --> 00:44:00,760
So what they see is one set of very large potato like footprints.

1177
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,760
No toes?

1178
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,760
No toes.

1179
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,760
Interesting.

1180
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,760
Just like a large elongated pad of a foot.

1181
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:13,760
They're surrounded by feels like hundreds of tiny, tiny like almost rodent like.

1182
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,760
It's almost like this.

1183
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,760
This one footprint, it drags a lot.

1184
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:22,760
It's like it lifts quickly and then drags and then lifts quickly and then drags.

1185
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,760
And it's leading into the forest, into the deepest, darkest part.

1186
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,760
I think I know what we have here.

1187
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:33,760
It is, I think, one of those unlikely animal friendships.

1188
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:34,760
Oh.

1189
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,760
Like what?

1190
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,760
What do you have in mind?

1191
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:41,760
I once saw a baby cheetah that was best friends with a tiny puppy.

1192
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:47,760
So this is probably, it was so, just so adorable.

1193
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,760
My heart.

1194
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,760
You did not expect it.

1195
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:57,760
So this is probably some kind of tiny mouse creature, best friends with rat potato creature.

1196
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,760
Hold on.

1197
00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,760
Do you have zoes here?

1198
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,760
We have zoes in Kalamport.

1199
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,760
It's sort of.

1200
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:09,760
Well, if we keep moving into the forest, we'll be moving further away from Butts Hole

1201
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,760
and closer to T-Ain't.

1202
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,760
So are we on our way to T-Ain't?

1203
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:23,760
You see a fork in the road with a sign up ahead that says T-Ain't.

1204
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,760
Then T is?

1205
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,760
T is.

1206
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:33,760
I know to be able to get through T-Ain't, you have to have two neums.

1207
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,760
Luckily I have a pair of neums.

1208
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,760
Oh, great dad.

1209
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:43,760
It's all just butt stuff.

1210
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,760
Oh, name of our, name of the title, title of the name.

1211
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,760
Name, title.

1212
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,760
Title of the name.

1213
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,760
It's all just butt stuff.

1214
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,760
Title of the name.

1215
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,760
Jesus, Kyle.

1216
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,760
Welcome, Aaron.

1217
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,760
What a show to come in on.

1218
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:57,760
I know.

1219
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:58,760
Yeah, this is the one.

1220
00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,760
Yeah, you did it.

1221
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,760
So you can go to T-Ain't or T is, and it sounds like you've got a way to

1222
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,760
get past or through T-Ain't.

1223
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:09,760
I think we should go to T-Ain't, especially if Farnox has the pair of

1224
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,760
neums because those two are going to really help us out.

1225
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:17,760
Now I'm looking closely and I'm just wondering, does it look like two

1226
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:22,760
footprints or a lot of footprints dragging the spoon and picking it up?

1227
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,760
Or was there like one set of footprints when someone was carrying someone?

1228
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,760
And then you were with me the whole time.

1229
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,760
Right?

1230
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,760
You know what though, we're talking a lot about the footprints.

1231
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,760
Let's like find out, right?

1232
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,760
Yeah.

1233
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,760
Yeah, totally.

1234
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:43,760
I did hear a rumor that there were a lot of rodents welcomed into butts

1235
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,760
holes.

1236
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,760
Oh yeah.

1237
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,760
I know.

1238
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:47,760
You know what?

1239
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,760
I heard that too.

1240
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:53,760
I have also heard that that is popular among certain.

1241
00:46:54,760 --> 00:47:01,760
I think they were initially invited to butts hole by their mayor, George

1242
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,760
Clooney.

1243
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,760
George Clooney on blast.

1244
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,760
That was the rumor.

1245
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,760
I mean, that's quite the rumor.

1246
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,760
We're talking while we're walking, obviously.

1247
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,760
Obviously.

1248
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,760
So do we sing to T-Ain't?

1249
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,760
I heard there is a genital store in T-Ain't.

1250
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,760
So we might want to go just so we could pick up a few things after.

1251
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,760
That'd be good.

1252
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,760
Yes.

1253
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:33,760
I mean, the potato's footprints seems to go off towards T-Ain't.

1254
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:38,760
So, you know, go there, see if anybody in the genital store has seen

1255
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,760
anything of note.

1256
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,760
No, they gossip there.

1257
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,760
No, they do.

1258
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,760
Yes.

1259
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,760
Let them know we're in a hairy situation.

1260
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,760
Yes.

1261
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,760
Yes.

1262
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:48,760
Off to T-Ain't.

1263
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:53,760
You make your way down the road to T-Ain't and you travel for, I don't

1264
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,760
know, a good five minutes.

1265
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,760
And you come out of the forest on the other side.

1266
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,760
It's a good walkable community.

1267
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,760
And you come to the gates of T-Ain't.

1268
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:08,760
And standing at the gates of T-Ain't, you see a group of people

1269
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,760
standing at the gates of T-Ain't.

1270
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:15,760
And standing at the gates of T-Ain't is a well-armored soldier with a

1271
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,760
big broadsword and a shield.

1272
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:19,760
And he stops you.

1273
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,760
He says, what's your business in T-Ain't?

1274
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,760
Bear witness, my perineums.

1275
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,760
Oh, you brought the perineums.

1276
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,760
You are allowed into T-Ain't.

1277
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,760
I am God Richard Gere and I will let you in.

1278
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,760
Oh, yes.

1279
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,760
George, we're sorry.

1280
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:36,760
Yeah, yeah.

1281
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,760
There you go.

1282
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,760
Apologies.

1283
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,760
No, George is our mayor.

1284
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,760
Yes, yes.

1285
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:46,760
George is your mayor, but Richard Gere, you're Lord Gere.

1286
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,760
You're standing very erect.

1287
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,760
Well, I've been working on my posture.

1288
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:53,760
Yes.

1289
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,760
Well, thank you so much for saying so.

1290
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,760
Have you seen a spoon?

1291
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:06,760
Well, there were, in fact, a group of strange individuals all piled on top of

1292
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,760
each other wearing a big long cloak, so I didn't get a good look at them.

1293
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,760
Move, right this way.

1294
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,760
There was a Glimer of something in their sack.

1295
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:15,760
Glimering sack.

1296
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,760
Could you explain two things?

1297
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,760
Did they also have a perineum?

1298
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,760
Well, they did.

1299
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,760
I don't sound anything like Richard Gere.

1300
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,760
Richard Gere doesn't sound anything like Richard Gere, so.

1301
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,760
Yeah, I think it's just.

1302
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,760
Richard Gere would be a warforged, right?

1303
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,760
Yeah, obviously.

1304
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,760
I'm just going to be just going to be this because that sounded like a lot like the guard that I was being.

1305
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,760
Yeah, you really just got to squint your face up a little bit.

1306
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,760
Just got to squint your face up a little bit.

1307
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,760
Like the sun's always in your eyes.

1308
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,760
Yeah, sorry.

1309
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,760
What was your question?

1310
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:54,760
Did the stack of tiny creatures in the coat have perineum to gain entry?

1311
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,760
They did have perineum, yeah.

1312
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,760
And you mentioned a Glimering sack.

1313
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,760
Yes, well, they had a sack on their back and it had a long thing sticking out of it.

1314
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,760
Oh, it's their back.

1315
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,760
Yeah.

1316
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:06,760
It middles their back.

1317
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,760
Yeah, well, you know, a sack.

1318
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:13,760
And then it had a thing kind of like a long stem sticking out of their sack.

1319
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,760
Guys, we did not ask if the spoon was metal.

1320
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,760
If it was made of wood.

1321
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,760
If it was like, it's really close.

1322
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,760
I'm just going to run back because everything's so close.

1323
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,760
I mean, how many giant spoons do you think there are?

1324
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,760
Yeah, but how do you know what was sticking out?

1325
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,760
Was it spoon-like, sir?

1326
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,760
Well, I didn't see a spoon.

1327
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,760
I saw, well, I mean, I guess it could have been a handle of a spoon.

1328
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,760
Was there a gem on the end?

1329
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,760
Yeah, yeah, there was a gem on the end.

1330
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,760
How are you guys?

1331
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,760
It was like a brown gem.

1332
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,760
Yeah, like a chocolate diamond.

1333
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,760
Like a prince chocolate diamond, Albert.

1334
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,760
The prince chocolate diamond, yeah.

1335
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,760
And what's the rest of it?

1336
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,760
Was it like white, like a bone?

1337
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:59,760
Yeah.

1338
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,760
Oh, yeah.

1339
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:01,760
That's it.

1340
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:02,760
That's it.

1341
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,760
Where'd they go?

1342
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,760
Point us the way.

1343
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,760
Well, they went in through this cardboard tube into T8.

1344
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,760
You just have to climb through the tube.

1345
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:11,760
Right.

1346
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,760
Well, I mean, we did bring the lubrication.

1347
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:20,760
So we are ready to squeeze into T8.

1348
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,760
All right.

1349
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:23,760
Single file, please.

1350
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:27,760
You don't want to expand the tube too much.

1351
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,760
Fair enough.

1352
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:29,760
Everybody else got it.

1353
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,760
I'm a little claustrophobic.

1354
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,760
I said habitat.

1355
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:34,760
I'm a little claustrophobic.

1356
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,760
I wasn't happy about it, ALex.

1357
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,760
I wasn't happy about it.

1358
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:38,760
A chute?

1359
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:39,760
Yes, yes.

1360
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,760
A chute instead of a tube.

1361
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,760
Oh, yes.

1362
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,760
Well, if you climb up the ladder there, you can take the chute right on down.

1363
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,760
Excellent.

1364
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,760
Yes.

1365
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,760
Fantastic.

1366
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:49,760
OK.

1367
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:54,760
I want to be first because I don't want my face in anyone else's taint.

1368
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:55,760
Oh, good one.

1369
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,760
Yeah.

1370
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,760
There is a connection there, isn't there?

1371
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,760
Yeah, right?

1372
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:01,760
It's the first time you've heard that.

1373
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,760
Yeah, first time.

1374
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,760
That's fantastic.

1375
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:04,760
First time.

1376
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,760
You guys, I made a joke.

1377
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,760
And I went into the tube.

1378
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,760
That's what it sounds like.

1379
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,760
Yep.

1380
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,760
Flanks, you're the first one through.

1381
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:13,760
What's the first thing you see?

1382
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,760
Well, when I come out of the tube, I'm immediately met with a rope ladder that

1383
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,760
leads me up to the chute.

1384
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,760
Oh, OK.

1385
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:21,760
Yeah, yeah.

1386
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,760
And I slide down the chute to get into taint.

1387
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:24,760
All right.

1388
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,760
Taint.

1389
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,760
Taint.

1390
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,760
Yes.

1391
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,760
How dare you.

1392
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,760
I'm sorry.

1393
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,760
I like how you avoided the question of what's the first thing you see in taint.

1394
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:34,760
Oh, I'm so sorry.

1395
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:35,760
Well, it was the ladder.

1396
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,760
The rope ladder up to the chute.

1397
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,760
When I come out of the chute, palm trees everywhere.

1398
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,760
Everywhere, palm trees.

1399
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:42,760
It's wild.

1400
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:49,760
It was cloudy up until the walls of taint, but now it's just sun and blue sky everywhere.

1401
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,760
Birds chirping tweetily deet.

1402
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,760
Nothing like just straight up sunshine on taint.

1403
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,760
It's a tropical taint.

1404
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,760
Everybody walking around just bronze tanned.

1405
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:03,760
Oh, yeah.

1406
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,760
See, everyone's got these good taint tans around here.

1407
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:07,760
Yeah.

1408
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,760
I think they're like all better than Butzhole.

1409
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,760
I'm going to say something a little bit mean.

1410
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,760
I think that everyone in taint seems sort of more...

1411
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,760
Attractive?

1412
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,760
Yes, than in Butzhole.

1413
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,760
Yeah.

1414
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,760
It's everyone's so beautiful.

1415
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:23,760
Look around.

1416
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:24,760
I know.

1417
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,760
I want to like take a picture with one of them.

1418
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:31,760
I hear, though, that taintans are very sensitive.

1419
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,760
Oh, yeah.

1420
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,760
You got to watch what you say.

1421
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,760
I heard that, too.

1422
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:35,760
Yes.

1423
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,760
Hey, you guys!

1424
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,760
Hey, I heard somebody say they want a picture with somebody.

1425
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,760
My name's Hillip.

1426
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,760
I'm a character artist.

1427
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,760
Would you like me to paint a sketch for you?

1428
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,760
There's no time!

1429
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,760
Oh, that's too bad.

1430
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,760
You can paint and walk.

1431
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,760
We can paint and walk, walk and talk like West Wing.

1432
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,760
All right, let's do it.

1433
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:57,760
Okay.

1434
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:58,760
I don't think.

1435
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,760
Have you seen many small creatures in a coat

1436
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:02,760
carrying some things?

1437
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,760
It could be a spoon.

1438
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,760
Oh, let me flip back through my book.

1439
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:06,760
See, I keep the negatives.

1440
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,760
Do you have any pictures?

1441
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:09,760
It's like carbon copies.

1442
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:10,760
That's just smart.

1443
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,760
Yeah, well, that way you can recreate later

1444
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,760
and sell for more money.

1445
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,760
I mean, not that I resell anybody's pictures.

1446
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,760
That would be weird.

1447
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,760
Why are there so many feet?

1448
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,760
Well, people ask for different things,

1449
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,760
and then they ask you to walk with them.

1450
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,760
This one is just feet, though.

1451
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:33,760
It was a group of foot wardrobes.

1452
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:34,760
Sure.

1453
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,760
I don't...

1454
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,760
Is it language?

1455
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,760
I don't understand.

1456
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,760
Is it...

1457
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:40,760
Well, it's Tiantian.

1458
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,760
Foot wardrobe gnomes.

1459
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,760
Tiantians.

1460
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,760
What kind of paper you got there, Hylop?

1461
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,760
It's stretched.

1462
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,760
So this is...

1463
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,760
I would have lost my headphones.

1464
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,760
I didn't have my speakerphones.

1465
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,760
So this one kind of matches.

1466
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,760
So there was a tiny potato nose

1467
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:06,760
sticking out from the bottom of this cloak,

1468
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,760
and then there was little tiny feets.

1469
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,760
You can see lots of feets.

1470
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,760
This one, there was actually these feets,

1471
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,760
and I didn't just draw all these feets here

1472
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,760
for artistic purposes.

1473
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:21,760
And then there was like this kind of face to it.

1474
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,760
Can you describe it for audio purposes?

1475
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,760
Okay, let me try again.

1476
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,760
Touch it like that.

1477
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,760
I've heard that sound to be all on these two things.

1478
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,760
Well, yeah.

1479
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:39,760
So did you perhaps see where this creature went?

1480
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,760
The Jamboree.

1481
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,760
Oh, is the Jamboree today?

1482
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,760
Well, yes.

1483
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,760
Same day as Pudding Festival?

1484
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,760
Oh, well, they didn't coordinate.

1485
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,760
They didn't get together and say,

1486
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,760
hey, we're doing our festival for your festival.

1487
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:55,760
That's a competition right there.

1488
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,760
What's your RPP like?

1489
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,760
Well, we've got six, six people so far.

1490
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,760
That's it.

1491
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,760
Well, I mean, now perhaps 11.

1492
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,760
You have six people jamming up in your taint.

1493
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:07,760
Six people?

1494
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,760
Is it jamming up in our taint?

1495
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:10,760
Yeah, that's right.

1496
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:11,760
It's not bad.

1497
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,760
It's not bad.

1498
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,760
It's no buts hole, but it's coming along.

1499
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,760
Apparently the sound didn't get picked up.

1500
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:17,760
It was a lot of clicking.

1501
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,760
A lot of clicking and squeaking.

1502
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,760
Yes.

1503
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,760
It will come through in the recording, though.

1504
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,760
It's okay.

1505
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:24,760
Oh, it's just that.

1506
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,760
Sorry, I thought you guys couldn't hear us.

1507
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,760
What?

1508
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:28,760
No, it's just the clicking.

1509
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:29,760
You've got to let us know if you're going to record things.

1510
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:30,760
Yeah.

1511
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:31,760
Okay.

1512
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,760
Right.

1513
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,760
This meeting is now being recorded.

1514
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760
See?

1515
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,760
And I'm sketching it.

1516
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,760
Okay.

1517
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,760
Oh, no.

1518
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:38,760
Carla picked the leave option.

1519
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:54,760
Do you think that, guys, if we do this right, we could both see the taint jam festival

1520
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,760
and also the pudding party on the same day.

1521
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,760
Yes, it's incredible.

1522
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,760
We should-

1523
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,760
I have so much to write back on my postcard to my mom.

1524
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:08,760
So could you point us to the jamboree?

1525
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:15,760
Or I sort of faintly hear music sounds coming from as if they are being streamed through jam.

1526
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,760
Well, I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine.

1527
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,760
I had a little stretch of land along the sea-

1528
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:23,760
Yeah, it's coming from over there.

1529
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,760
All along this E.P line.

1530
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,760
In times of pride, I know I tried, the money wasn't there.

1531
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,760
But the bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair.

1532
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,760
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no.

1533
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,760
strains

1534
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:40,060
The government, they promised me a measly little sum, but I've got too much pride to

1535
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,760
end up just another bum.

1536
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:47,800
And I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?

1537
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:54,720
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan.

1538
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,960
And it's a heave ho.

1539
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:56,720
Hi.

1540
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,280
Coming down the plain.

1541
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,560
And you hear this song.

1542
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,680
So many hoes.

1543
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,600
So many hoes.

1544
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:07,760
As, uh, Hillup leads you towards the last Saskatchewan

1545
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:12,040
pirates who are playing the jamboree.

1546
00:58:12,039 --> 00:58:14,480
I'm gonna have to call them, I guess.

1547
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,119
The hoes?

1548
00:58:15,119 --> 00:58:16,599
The Saskatchewan pirates.

1549
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:17,639
Oh.

1550
00:58:17,639 --> 00:58:20,800
You break into this room.

1551
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,320
And by break in, I mean, Hillup kicks it in

1552
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,000
with his abnormally large feet.

1553
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,759
Oh.

1554
00:58:26,759 --> 00:58:29,519
So we're not good enough for you?

1555
00:58:29,519 --> 00:58:32,960
This is how hinges work in Tient.

1556
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,639
You just have to kick them in.

1557
00:58:34,639 --> 00:58:36,960
You just have to kick in the hinges in Tient.

1558
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:40,159
I always thought in Tient you should be more gentle.

1559
00:58:40,159 --> 00:58:41,360
More gentle.

1560
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,160
You just have to, like, caress it, and it opens automatically.

1561
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:49,720
Well, everybody's Tient is a little bit different, I guess.

1562
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:50,840
All right.

1563
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,200
That's very wise.

1564
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:55,360
And you go in, and there are six people standing

1565
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,440
around this band playing in the middle.

1566
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:01,800
And the song continues as you enter.

1567
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,320
Everybody make a perception check.

1568
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,440
Oh my god, I get to roll.

1569
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,200
It's the most useless roll, and we're

1570
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,480
going to do that one.

1571
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,840
Oh, I did roll a one.

1572
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,680
Carla, get your own thing.

1573
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,440
19.

1574
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,120
Oh, wow.

1575
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:19,240
Some people really take in the music a lot better.

1576
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:23,240
And you see, because they're standing right there, is a.

1577
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,320
No, I don't see them.

1578
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:25,320
I'm looking down.

1579
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,320
Everybody except for Yembo and Flanks.

1580
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,240
I walk in and immediately turn around and look

1581
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,880
at the wall for some reason.

1582
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:31,400
Yeah.

1583
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:35,400
Everybody in the audience sees this large cloaked figure.

1584
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,760
The longer the audience focuses on them,

1585
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:40,840
there's these tiny little mice and rats all around,

1586
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,160
just clapping and stomping and singing to the song

1587
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,480
and cheering.

1588
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,720
And the cloak is waving back and forth,

1589
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,360
and the other five people are also enjoying their time too.

1590
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,680
And what's the band look like?

1591
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:55,840
I mean, I can't see them.

1592
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,840
No, we don't care, but can you describe them?

1593
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,320
They have a very Canadian vibe.

1594
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:06,040
They're all wearing denim and plaid tops.

1595
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,639
Is there an axe in the background?

1596
01:00:07,639 --> 01:00:10,440
There is an axe, just because everybody's

1597
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,480
drinking maple syrup and Molson Canadians, but not a sponsor.

1598
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,759
And they're sitting in a canoe for some reason?

1599
01:00:16,759 --> 01:00:17,880
And they're sitting in a canoe.

1600
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,360
There are beaver pelts everywhere.

1601
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,199
Well, they're tired from portaging all day.

1602
01:00:21,199 --> 01:00:22,880
The canoe is full of the jam.

1603
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,920
That's sort of how it's filtering through the jam.

1604
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,759
The only restaurant is a Tim Hortons.

1605
01:00:27,759 --> 01:00:28,320
Oh.

1606
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:29,159
Of course.

1607
01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:30,400
Naturally.

1608
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,320
Oh, my god.

1609
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,480
Canada would be the to ain't to an in.

1610
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,480
I mean, as opposed to the buts all.

1611
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,280
Yes.

1612
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,159
We could be the sensitive in between.

1613
01:00:38,159 --> 01:00:39,159
That's fine.

1614
01:00:39,159 --> 01:00:40,159
Yes.

1615
01:00:40,159 --> 01:00:41,159
Oh, my god.

1616
01:00:41,159 --> 01:00:43,679
I mean, we're getting to some hard truths about Canada.

1617
01:00:43,679 --> 01:00:46,480
Look at us, hard hitting, like you think it's all ha-ha,

1618
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,159
butt jokes, but really.

1619
01:00:48,159 --> 01:00:49,159
But truly.

1620
01:00:49,159 --> 01:00:51,159
It's the taint.

1621
01:00:51,159 --> 01:00:52,360
It's something, you guys.

1622
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:56,159
Everything is another level with us.

1623
01:00:56,159 --> 01:00:59,159
Not just ass jobs and hoes, OK?

1624
01:00:59,159 --> 01:01:01,159
That's right.

1625
01:01:01,159 --> 01:01:06,159
Could I hear like a little bit more of the music?

1626
01:01:06,159 --> 01:01:09,159
I want to clap along offbeat.

1627
01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:11,159
Mm-hmm.

1628
01:01:11,159 --> 01:01:12,159
So if I could do that.

1629
01:01:12,159 --> 01:01:13,159
Just do one and three.

1630
01:01:13,159 --> 01:01:14,159
It'll be fine.

1631
01:01:14,159 --> 01:01:15,159
Like that, Tom.

1632
01:01:15,159 --> 01:01:18,159
It will have to be very purposeful offbeat clapping.

1633
01:01:18,159 --> 01:01:19,159
Yeah.

1634
01:01:19,159 --> 01:01:20,159
It's so hard to offbeat clap.

1635
01:01:20,159 --> 01:01:21,159
Have you ever tried it?

1636
01:01:21,159 --> 01:01:22,159
OK, everyone together now.

1637
01:01:22,159 --> 01:01:23,159
It's hard.

1638
01:01:26,159 --> 01:01:28,159
You're just doing a very compLex, syncopated rhythm

1639
01:01:28,159 --> 01:01:29,159
in your head.

1640
01:01:29,159 --> 01:01:31,159
You're doing a very compLex, syncopated rhythm.

1641
01:01:31,159 --> 01:01:32,159
It's fine.

1642
01:01:32,159 --> 01:01:33,159
You want more of the song?

1643
01:01:33,159 --> 01:01:34,159
Russ has had one.

1644
01:01:34,159 --> 01:01:36,159
Well, you think the locals, local farmers,

1645
01:01:36,159 --> 01:01:37,159
would know that I'm at large.

1646
01:01:37,159 --> 01:01:38,159
Or a different song.

1647
01:01:38,159 --> 01:01:39,159
It's up to you.

1648
01:01:39,159 --> 01:01:40,159
No, it's the same song.

1649
01:01:40,159 --> 01:01:41,159
They only know one song.

1650
01:01:41,159 --> 01:01:42,159
They're jamming on it, obviously.

1651
01:01:42,159 --> 01:01:45,159
But just the other day, I saw an unprotected barge.

1652
01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:48,159
I snuck up right behind them, and they were none the wiser.

1653
01:01:48,159 --> 01:01:51,159
I rammed their ship and sank it and stole their fertilizer.

1654
01:01:51,159 --> 01:01:55,159
I reach outside a moose jaw, spans the mighty river.

1655
01:01:55,159 --> 01:01:57,159
The farmer's passing so much fear.

1656
01:01:57,159 --> 01:01:59,159
Their stomachs are a quiver, because they

1657
01:01:59,159 --> 01:02:03,159
know I got my tractors waiting in the bay.

1658
01:02:03,159 --> 01:02:05,159
I'll jump the bridge and knock the pond and sail away.

1659
01:02:05,159 --> 01:02:06,159
This is our national anthem.

1660
01:02:06,159 --> 01:02:08,159
I don't know if the Americans know that,

1661
01:02:08,159 --> 01:02:10,159
but this is actually our Canadian national anthem.

1662
01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:11,159
And the large ship.

1663
01:02:11,159 --> 01:02:12,159
Oh, look.

1664
01:02:12,159 --> 01:02:15,159
Oh, I completed my activity goal.

1665
01:02:15,159 --> 01:02:17,159
With your offbeat clapping.

1666
01:02:17,159 --> 01:02:19,159
Between my offbeat clapping and my crochet,

1667
01:02:19,159 --> 01:02:21,159
I am nailing my fitness.

1668
01:02:21,159 --> 01:02:22,159
It's great.

1669
01:02:22,159 --> 01:02:23,159
So good.

1670
01:02:23,159 --> 01:02:24,159
There you go.

1671
01:02:24,159 --> 01:02:25,159
You've done it.

1672
01:02:25,159 --> 01:02:29,159
And as the crescendo of the song rings out,

1673
01:02:29,159 --> 01:02:32,159
the door slams closed behind you.

1674
01:02:32,159 --> 01:02:34,159
And the cloaked figure turns around,

1675
01:02:34,159 --> 01:02:39,159
and it's this bulbous-looking potato covered in these rats.

1676
01:02:39,159 --> 01:02:41,159
And it's got these sharp, fanged teeth,

1677
01:02:41,159 --> 01:02:43,159
and it's got the spoon in its teeth.

1678
01:02:43,159 --> 01:02:45,159
And from behind, you hear shrieks.

1679
01:02:45,159 --> 01:02:46,159
And up above on the...

1680
01:02:46,159 --> 01:02:47,159
Balcony.

1681
01:02:47,159 --> 01:02:48,159
Up above.

1682
01:02:48,159 --> 01:02:49,159
Balcony, sure.

1683
01:02:49,159 --> 01:02:51,159
Yeah, on the balcony, there are tons

1684
01:02:51,159 --> 01:02:54,159
of these red-fanged tomato people.

1685
01:02:54,159 --> 01:02:55,159
Oh, my God.

1686
01:02:55,159 --> 01:02:56,159
Oh, no.

1687
01:02:56,159 --> 01:02:57,159
Oh, no.

1688
01:02:57,159 --> 01:02:58,159
It's more of a texture thing for me

1689
01:02:58,159 --> 01:03:00,159
as to why I don't like them.

1690
01:03:03,159 --> 01:03:08,159
Tom doesn't say shit for 45 minutes.

1691
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:11,159
And then he comes in.

1692
01:03:11,159 --> 01:03:13,159
Tom, I love you so much.

1693
01:03:13,159 --> 01:03:14,159
Well, like, I don't know.

1694
01:03:14,159 --> 01:03:17,159
I feel about killing a whole bunch of small, like,

1695
01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:19,159
defenseless creatures and vets are...

1696
01:03:19,159 --> 01:03:20,159
Whoa, hold on.

1697
01:03:21,159 --> 01:03:22,159
Vegetables are fruit.

1698
01:03:22,159 --> 01:03:24,159
They're throwing themselves at you.

1699
01:03:24,159 --> 01:03:25,159
I'm not available right now.

1700
01:03:25,159 --> 01:03:26,159
Make a dexterity-saving throw.

1701
01:03:26,159 --> 01:03:28,159
I'm emotionally not available for this.

1702
01:03:28,159 --> 01:03:30,159
You don't make a dexterity-saving throw.

1703
01:03:30,159 --> 01:03:31,159
I know.

1704
01:03:31,159 --> 01:03:32,159
Make a dexterity-saving throw.

1705
01:03:32,159 --> 01:03:35,159
I'm actually sort of seeing someone already.

1706
01:03:35,159 --> 01:03:39,159
So, I mean, you're beautiful and round and red.

1707
01:03:39,159 --> 01:03:41,159
I keep rolling less than 10.

1708
01:03:41,159 --> 01:03:43,159
I rolled a three.

1709
01:03:43,159 --> 01:03:45,159
So they're throwing themselves at me.

1710
01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:49,159
Nathaniel, can you roll my roll for me?

1711
01:03:51,159 --> 01:03:52,159
Oh, Nathaniel rolled a six.

1712
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:54,159
Rolled a six, right.

1713
01:03:54,159 --> 01:03:55,159
Roll the group's roll.

1714
01:03:55,159 --> 01:03:57,159
Everybody takes five piercing damages.

1715
01:03:57,159 --> 01:04:00,159
They latch onto you and begin tearing at your skin.

1716
01:04:00,159 --> 01:04:01,159
Oh, I hate this.

1717
01:04:01,159 --> 01:04:02,159
Oh, this is terrible.

1718
01:04:02,159 --> 01:04:04,159
The music was so beautiful.

1719
01:04:04,159 --> 01:04:05,159
It's so terrible now.

1720
01:04:05,159 --> 01:04:06,159
Next time, ALex.

1721
01:04:06,159 --> 01:04:07,159
For sure.

1722
01:04:07,159 --> 01:04:09,159
I hope they can catch up.

1723
01:04:12,159 --> 01:04:16,159
Oh, we all laugh amidst the moment of pain we're having.

1724
01:04:16,159 --> 01:04:17,159
That's right.

1725
01:04:17,159 --> 01:04:19,159
Well, they say laughter is the best medicine.

1726
01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:22,159
The potato monster in front of you begins to speak.

1727
01:04:26,159 --> 01:04:29,159
You have to take the spoon out of your mouth, man.

1728
01:04:30,159 --> 01:04:33,159
Do you want me to just take that spoon and then you could just...

1729
01:04:33,159 --> 01:04:35,159
The rats take it from his mouth.

1730
01:04:35,159 --> 01:04:36,159
Okay, try again.

1731
01:04:36,159 --> 01:04:37,159
They're listening.

1732
01:04:37,159 --> 01:04:41,159
We took the spoon so that they couldn't have their festival.

1733
01:04:41,159 --> 01:04:46,159
It was supposed to be the Jamboree, and they put the same day.

1734
01:04:46,159 --> 01:04:49,159
Okay, but who put the security deposit down first?

1735
01:04:49,159 --> 01:04:51,159
It's an important question.

1736
01:04:51,159 --> 01:04:52,159
You have to answer, legally.

1737
01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:54,159
Okay, yes, well, of course, I will.

1738
01:04:54,159 --> 01:04:56,159
Who applied for the liquor license first?

1739
01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:57,159
I will.

1740
01:04:57,159 --> 01:04:58,159
Get the books, get the books.

1741
01:04:58,159 --> 01:05:00,159
The rats scurry off and come back.

1742
01:05:00,159 --> 01:05:01,159
They're just contingent.

1743
01:05:01,159 --> 01:05:03,159
There's a blue binder and they're flipping through.

1744
01:05:03,159 --> 01:05:05,159
Let's see if they can have liquor in T8.

1745
01:05:05,159 --> 01:05:06,159
Back on the day that we...

1746
01:05:06,159 --> 01:05:09,159
Because we know calendars and how they work in Toriel.

1747
01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:13,159
It was on the first day of the week and then just 18, 10 days ago.

1748
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:19,159
Oh, well, it was 11 days ago when Butts Hole booked theirs.

1749
01:05:19,159 --> 01:05:23,159
Well, that means that it was like a whole...

1750
01:05:23,159 --> 01:05:24,159
No, like...

1751
01:05:24,159 --> 01:05:27,159
18, 10 days was 180 days ago.

1752
01:05:27,159 --> 01:05:29,159
I mean, somebody better the math to it.

1753
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:33,159
Well, I think you have a problem with your advertising as far as your festival goes

1754
01:05:33,159 --> 01:05:36,159
because if you couldn't get enough people here in 180 days,

1755
01:05:36,159 --> 01:05:38,159
whereas Butts Hole is full to the brim...

1756
01:05:38,159 --> 01:05:40,159
Butts Hole is exploding.

1757
01:05:40,159 --> 01:05:42,159
Yes, it's exploding.

1758
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,160
You know what? Maybe you should have combined.

1759
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:48,160
You could jam up their butthole a little bit and they could pudding on your taint.

1760
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,160
We never thought of this.

1761
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,160
Somebody roll a persuasion check.

1762
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:52,160
Cat!

1763
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,160
Yeah, Cat, now's the time.

1764
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,160
Now's the time.

1765
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:55,160
Be honest.

1766
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:56,160
Oh, sorry.

1767
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,160
I am...

1768
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:58,160
Screaming.

1769
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,160
I was going to say I am three quarters of a wine bottle.

1770
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:03,160
17.

1771
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,160
17.

1772
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,160
17.

1773
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:06,160
Wow.

1774
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:07,160
Sharing is caring.

1775
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,160
So are you like marketing specialists?

1776
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,160
Uh, yes.

1777
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,160
Oh, hold on.

1778
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:14,160
I'm the potato in charge here.

1779
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:15,160
I'm George Clooney.

1780
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,160
Oh, my God.

1781
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:17,160
You're a real potato.

1782
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:18,160
Yes, I'm George Clooney.

1783
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:19,160
Oh, wait a minute.

1784
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:20,160
I thought you were just a jacket that looked like a potato.

1785
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:21,160
You know, I'm the mayor.

1786
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:25,160
I came in town, stole the spoon, and said they can't have their pudding festival,

1787
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:26,160
pudding party.

1788
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:27,160
Well, you did all that work yourself.

1789
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:28,160
You didn't outsource or anything.

1790
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,160
I mean, I have to really respect that.

1791
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,160
I work with my people.

1792
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,160
I knew George Clooney was a good-looking mayor.

1793
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,160
I didn't realize you were such a spud.

1794
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,160
I got eyes all over me.

1795
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,160
Yeah, you do.

1796
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,160
Well done.

1797
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:40,160
Oh, man.

1798
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:41,160
Well done.

1799
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:42,160
Oh, God.

1800
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:45,160
Kyle, I was drinking.

1801
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,160
And I got that much closer.

1802
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,160
I can't remember what we were arguing about.

1803
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,160
It sounds like you made an excellent persuasion,

1804
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:57,160
and I should probably take your word for what we're saying.

1805
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,160
Yeah.

1806
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:59,160
Yes.

1807
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:00,160
Yes, you should.

1808
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,160
Absolutely.

1809
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:05,160
I'm turned around pretty much looking at the wall, man.

1810
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:06,160
I'm here to learn.

1811
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,160
You want to fight?

1812
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:08,160
Oh, goodness.

1813
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,160
A tomato bites you to piercing damage.

1814
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,160
Well.

1815
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,160
Sorry.

1816
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,160
Yemple, you go.

1817
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:16,160
Have you met Miss Mam-Meow-Meow?

1818
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:17,160
Yes, I've met Miss Mam-Meow-Meow.

1819
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,160
She's the one who...

1820
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,160
And you don't...

1821
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,160
And I don't?

1822
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:21,160
Couldn't you just have said,

1823
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,160
hello, it is me?

1824
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,160
I am Potato George Clooney, yes.

1825
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:26,160
I...

1826
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,160
Well, me and Miss Mam-Meow-Meow,

1827
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,160
we go way back, and there is some tension.

1828
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:32,160
Oh, I'm...

1829
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,160
Oh, was it like an on-again-off-again,

1830
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,160
long time thing?

1831
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:39,160
She was an old hash.

1832
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:40,160
Oh.

1833
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,160
I think I know why you have such hate

1834
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:45,160
for the pudding-palooza going on over at Butzell.

1835
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,160
You've been hanging out with these tomatoes,

1836
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,160
and they've probably given you some pretty bad reviews.

1837
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,160
So these rotten tomatoes are not good for you.

1838
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,160
They're rotten.

1839
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:54,160
Oh, yes.

1840
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,160
They've been whispering bad things

1841
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,160
that people have been saying in my ears.

1842
01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:59,160
Yeah.

1843
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,160
And you've been listening.

1844
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,160
Now you're a little hard-boiled.

1845
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:04,160
Yeah.

1846
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:05,160
Yeah, yeah.

1847
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:08,160
Okay, well, I feel like, based on your arguments,

1848
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:10,160
I've seen the light,

1849
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,160
and then maybe we could make amends

1850
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,160
with the pudding party

1851
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,159
and the jamboree,

1852
01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:17,159
and it could be the...

1853
01:08:17,159 --> 01:08:19,159
Just because of how close they are, the proximity...

1854
01:08:19,159 --> 01:08:22,159
It's so close, and you could sort of set up

1855
01:08:22,159 --> 01:08:25,159
some booths in the forest

1856
01:08:25,159 --> 01:08:28,159
and to push the jam through

1857
01:08:28,159 --> 01:08:31,159
and have, like, a jam...

1858
01:08:31,159 --> 01:08:33,159
water slice.

1859
01:08:33,159 --> 01:08:36,159
And then the jam water slide and all my rat friends

1860
01:08:36,159 --> 01:08:39,159
through the tunnel into Butzell.

1861
01:08:39,159 --> 01:08:40,159
Yes.

1862
01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:41,159
Yes.

1863
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,159
Just one small question.

1864
01:08:43,159 --> 01:08:46,159
Could you get these tomatoes to stop biting?

1865
01:08:46,159 --> 01:08:48,159
Yeah, it really hurts.

1866
01:08:48,159 --> 01:08:49,159
Hey, sorry.

1867
01:08:49,159 --> 01:08:50,159
Rotten tomatoes...

1868
01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:52,159
It's because they're so acidic.

1869
01:08:52,159 --> 01:08:54,159
It is quite painful when they...

1870
01:08:54,159 --> 01:08:55,159
It does.

1871
01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:58,159
That's part of the allure of having tomatoes as guard dogs,

1872
01:08:58,159 --> 01:09:00,159
is they bite,

1873
01:09:00,159 --> 01:09:02,159
but then also the acid gets in there,

1874
01:09:02,159 --> 01:09:03,159
burns the skin,

1875
01:09:03,159 --> 01:09:05,159
not so much as to, like, melt your flesh,

1876
01:09:05,159 --> 01:09:07,159
but just become irritating

1877
01:09:07,159 --> 01:09:08,159
for quite some time.

1878
01:09:08,159 --> 01:09:09,159
It's irritating.

1879
01:09:09,159 --> 01:09:11,159
It feels like I have eczema,

1880
01:09:11,159 --> 01:09:12,159
or I just...

1881
01:09:12,159 --> 01:09:14,159
We cut back to Butzell.

1882
01:09:14,159 --> 01:09:17,159
You are leading in, followed by

1883
01:09:17,159 --> 01:09:20,159
Potato George Clooney and his rat friends

1884
01:09:20,159 --> 01:09:23,159
and his rotten tomato entourage,

1885
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,159
following, like, 10 or 15 paces back,

1886
01:09:25,159 --> 01:09:27,159
because they're on the outs with Potato George Clooney

1887
01:09:27,159 --> 01:09:29,159
at this point,

1888
01:09:29,159 --> 01:09:34,159
because of all the bad reviews

1889
01:09:34,159 --> 01:09:36,159
that they've been giving.

1890
01:09:36,159 --> 01:09:38,159
There's infrastructure being built,

1891
01:09:38,159 --> 01:09:40,159
cardboard infrastructure being built

1892
01:09:40,159 --> 01:09:42,159
above the forest,

1893
01:09:42,159 --> 01:09:44,159
and you come back to town,

1894
01:09:44,159 --> 01:09:46,159
carrying the spoon,

1895
01:09:46,159 --> 01:09:48,159
and the guard you were speaking with

1896
01:09:48,159 --> 01:09:49,159
sees you and calls out,

1897
01:09:49,159 --> 01:09:50,159
Hey!

1898
01:09:50,159 --> 01:09:52,159
Hey, they got the spoon!

1899
01:09:52,159 --> 01:09:53,159
Yes, we did.

1900
01:09:53,159 --> 01:09:55,159
Vince, do you want to give them their spoon back?

1901
01:09:55,159 --> 01:09:57,159
Oh, well, you...

1902
01:09:57,159 --> 01:10:01,159
I guess, I guess I can dig it out for you.

1903
01:10:01,159 --> 01:10:03,159
Here you go.

1904
01:10:03,159 --> 01:10:05,159
It's a spoon full of sugar.

1905
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:07,159
Oh, wow.

1906
01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:09,159
Helps the medicine go down.

1907
01:10:09,159 --> 01:10:11,159
Ms. Miamiao!

1908
01:10:11,159 --> 01:10:13,159
No, you can stop crying!

1909
01:10:13,159 --> 01:10:15,159
Yes!

1910
01:10:15,159 --> 01:10:17,159
She comes over.

1911
01:10:17,159 --> 01:10:19,159
You found the spoon!

1912
01:10:19,159 --> 01:10:21,159
Yeah, it was actually kind of easy,

1913
01:10:21,159 --> 01:10:23,159
because there was, like, a whole trail,

1914
01:10:23,159 --> 01:10:24,159
like, a half a trail.

1915
01:10:24,159 --> 01:10:26,159
We actually just walked through the woods

1916
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:28,159
for about five minutes, and then...

1917
01:10:28,159 --> 01:10:30,159
We could have never found it without you.

1918
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:32,159
I believe you know Potato George Clooney.

1919
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:34,159
Potato George Clooney.

1920
01:10:34,159 --> 01:10:36,159
Ms. Miamiao.

1921
01:10:36,159 --> 01:10:38,159
Maybe you guys have a lot to talk about.

1922
01:10:38,159 --> 01:10:40,159
Do you guys think they're gonna get back together?

1923
01:10:40,159 --> 01:10:42,159
Oh, wait, wait a minute, hold on.

1924
01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:44,159
Uh, Potato George Clooney.

1925
01:10:44,159 --> 01:10:46,159
Yes?

1926
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:48,159
Mr. Mayor, here, uh, take this.

1927
01:10:48,159 --> 01:10:50,159
This will help you.

1928
01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:52,159
And he gives him, he gives him

1929
01:10:52,159 --> 01:10:54,159
a rolled up leaf

1930
01:10:54,159 --> 01:10:56,159
that he can, uh,

1931
01:10:56,159 --> 01:10:58,159
ingest.

1932
01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:00,159
Good night.

1933
01:11:00,159 --> 01:11:02,159
You could light that up.

1934
01:11:02,159 --> 01:11:04,159
Oh.

1935
01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:06,159
Okay, Cicero, 100% for sure.

1936
01:11:06,159 --> 01:11:08,159
I thought you were officiator,

1937
01:11:08,159 --> 01:11:10,159
and I thought you were gonna, like, marry them on the spot.

1938
01:11:10,159 --> 01:11:12,159
Actually,

1939
01:11:12,159 --> 01:11:14,159
yeah, Cicero's an ordained minister,

1940
01:11:14,159 --> 01:11:16,159
so he could marry them on the spot.

1941
01:11:16,159 --> 01:11:18,159
I really am.

1942
01:11:18,159 --> 01:11:20,159
That is fantastic!

1943
01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:22,159
I will do your wedding

1944
01:11:22,159 --> 01:11:24,159
and or your bat mitzvah.

1945
01:11:24,159 --> 01:11:26,159
Uh, you know it.

1946
01:11:26,159 --> 01:11:28,159
Yo, what's up?

1947
01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:30,159
You know it.

1948
01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:32,159
You're ordained ministers on the call.

1949
01:11:32,159 --> 01:11:34,159
Oh, my goodness.

1950
01:11:34,159 --> 01:11:36,159
At the premium cost of an email address,

1951
01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:38,159
you too.

1952
01:11:38,159 --> 01:11:40,159
Can you guys

1953
01:11:40,159 --> 01:11:42,159
both come up to Canada

1954
01:11:42,159 --> 01:11:44,159
for, like, our vow renewal?

1955
01:11:44,159 --> 01:11:46,159
There is a wedding coming up.

1956
01:11:46,159 --> 01:11:48,159
Tom's wedding.

1957
01:11:48,159 --> 01:11:50,159
Are you saying a joint wedding?

1958
01:11:50,159 --> 01:11:52,159
A joint wedding.

1959
01:11:52,159 --> 01:11:54,159
What you're proposing here

1960
01:11:54,159 --> 01:11:56,159
is that

1961
01:11:56,159 --> 01:11:58,159
we tie the knot.

1962
01:11:58,159 --> 01:12:00,159
Oh, my gosh.

1963
01:12:00,159 --> 01:12:02,159
Bring it back.

1964
01:12:02,159 --> 01:12:04,159
There it is.

1965
01:12:04,159 --> 01:12:06,159
There it is.

1966
01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:08,159
I'll have my wallet on me.

1967
01:12:08,159 --> 01:12:10,159
I do have the card though.

1968
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:12,159
I also became a Jedi

1969
01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:14,159
knight through them.

1970
01:12:14,159 --> 01:12:16,159
Oh.

1971
01:12:16,159 --> 01:12:18,159
Oh, look at that. The force is strong with you.

1972
01:12:18,159 --> 01:12:20,159
We cut into the

1973
01:12:20,159 --> 01:12:22,159
church of Butts Hole, Butts Plug,

1974
01:12:22,159 --> 01:12:24,159
and...

1975
01:12:24,159 --> 01:12:26,159
It's a tall steeple

1976
01:12:26,159 --> 01:12:28,159
that's just off

1977
01:12:28,159 --> 01:12:30,159
of Butts Hole. Flared bottom.

1978
01:12:30,159 --> 01:12:32,159
For reasons. Nobody knows why.

1979
01:12:32,159 --> 01:12:34,159
And

1980
01:12:34,159 --> 01:12:36,159
Dens is standing up and

1981
01:12:36,159 --> 01:12:38,159
Ms. Mam-Meow-Meow and

1982
01:12:38,159 --> 01:12:40,159
Potato George Clooney

1983
01:12:40,159 --> 01:12:42,159
are staring deeply into

1984
01:12:42,159 --> 01:12:44,159
each other's eyes as Dens leads them

1985
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:46,159
in their vows.

1986
01:12:46,159 --> 01:12:48,159
You,

1987
01:12:48,159 --> 01:12:50,159
Potato Kiss,

1988
01:12:50,159 --> 01:12:52,159
Georgianus,

1989
01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:54,159
Larichian

1990
01:12:54,159 --> 01:12:56,159
Clooney,

1991
01:12:56,159 --> 01:12:58,159
take you,

1992
01:12:58,159 --> 01:13:00,159
Marissa Madam,

1993
01:13:00,159 --> 01:13:02,159
Meow-Meow,

1994
01:13:02,159 --> 01:13:04,159
Meow-Meow,

1995
01:13:04,159 --> 01:13:06,159
in

1996
01:13:06,159 --> 01:13:08,159
wedded bliss

1997
01:13:08,159 --> 01:13:10,159
through fur balls

1998
01:13:10,159 --> 01:13:12,159
and hair balls,

1999
01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:14,159
through catnip

2000
01:13:14,159 --> 01:13:16,159
and catnaps

2001
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:18,159
in

2002
01:13:18,159 --> 01:13:20,159
s...

2003
01:13:20,159 --> 01:13:22,159
Yes, Tom is in the closet.

2004
01:13:22,159 --> 01:13:24,159
Shh, Aaron. There's a wedding going on.

2005
01:13:24,159 --> 01:13:26,159
See sickness

2006
01:13:26,159 --> 01:13:28,159
and when she misses

2007
01:13:28,159 --> 01:13:30,159
the kitty litter box.

2008
01:13:30,159 --> 01:13:32,159
As long

2009
01:13:32,159 --> 01:13:34,159
as her nine lives shall live.

2010
01:13:34,159 --> 01:13:36,159
I do. I'm sorry

2011
01:13:36,159 --> 01:13:38,159
I left and started my own

2012
01:13:38,159 --> 01:13:40,159
town with all these rats.

2013
01:13:40,159 --> 01:13:42,159
I do.

2014
01:13:42,159 --> 01:13:44,159
I do. I do, Ms. Mam-Meow-Meow.

2015
01:13:44,159 --> 01:13:46,159
This is fucking beautiful.

2016
01:13:46,159 --> 01:13:48,159
Oh my god.

2017
01:13:48,159 --> 01:13:50,159
This is what love is.

2018
01:13:50,159 --> 01:13:52,159
Do you, Marissa Madam,

2019
01:13:52,159 --> 01:13:54,159
Meow-Meow,

2020
01:13:54,159 --> 01:13:56,159
Meow-Meow,

2021
01:13:56,159 --> 01:13:58,159
take Prophesicus

2022
01:13:58,159 --> 01:14:00,159
Georgicus Laranius

2023
01:14:00,159 --> 01:14:02,159
Clooney in

2024
01:14:02,159 --> 01:14:04,159
sour cream and chives

2025
01:14:04,159 --> 01:14:06,159
baked

2026
01:14:06,159 --> 01:14:08,159
and boiled

2027
01:14:08,159 --> 01:14:10,159
in tinfoil

2028
01:14:10,159 --> 01:14:12,159
or fried

2029
01:14:12,159 --> 01:14:14,159
as long

2030
01:14:14,159 --> 01:14:16,159
as the spuds don't grow roots?

2031
01:14:18,159 --> 01:14:20,159
Oh my god.

2032
01:14:20,159 --> 01:14:22,159
I can't even remember what we were fighting about, dear.

2033
01:14:22,159 --> 01:14:24,159
It's been so long.

2034
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:30,159
Your

2035
01:14:30,159 --> 01:14:32,159
your potato

2036
01:14:32,159 --> 01:14:34,159
your fresh potato skin

2037
01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:36,159
feels so good on my paws.

2038
01:14:36,159 --> 01:14:38,159
Yes, I do.

2039
01:14:38,159 --> 01:14:40,159
Oh, well.

2040
01:14:40,159 --> 01:14:42,159
The power

2041
01:14:42,159 --> 01:14:44,159
vested in me

2042
01:14:44,159 --> 01:14:46,159
Oh, if there is

2043
01:14:46,159 --> 01:14:48,159
anyone who objects

2044
01:14:48,159 --> 01:14:50,159
to this

2045
01:14:50,159 --> 01:14:52,159
union

2046
01:14:52,159 --> 01:14:54,159
of cat and potato,

2047
01:14:54,159 --> 01:14:56,159
please speak now

2048
01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:58,159
or forever.

2049
01:14:58,159 --> 01:15:00,159
Hold your fleas.

2050
01:15:00,159 --> 01:15:02,159
And I stand up, but you can't see me

2051
01:15:02,159 --> 01:15:04,159
because I'm so small.

2052
01:15:04,159 --> 01:15:06,159
So I

2053
01:15:06,159 --> 01:15:08,159
take one step to

2054
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:10,159
to the left

2055
01:15:10,159 --> 01:15:12,159
and it is I.

2056
01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:14,159
I'm gonna step to the right.

2057
01:15:16,159 --> 01:15:18,159
It's a time warp.

2058
01:15:18,159 --> 01:15:20,159
You put your hands on my chest and I bring my knees in tight.

2059
01:15:20,159 --> 01:15:22,159
Never.

2060
01:15:22,159 --> 01:15:24,159
It's I, Sullivan's Light.

2061
01:15:24,159 --> 01:15:26,159
Yeah, I object.

2062
01:15:26,159 --> 01:15:28,159
Why?

2063
01:15:28,159 --> 01:15:30,159
Why do you object to this love?

2064
01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:32,159
Listen, I had some free time.

2065
01:15:32,159 --> 01:15:34,159
I've been following you around

2066
01:15:34,159 --> 01:15:36,159
like all up and down.

2067
01:15:36,159 --> 01:15:38,159
Yeah, you miss meow meow meow.

2068
01:15:38,159 --> 01:15:40,159
Who else? I don't know this potato jackass.

2069
01:15:40,159 --> 01:15:42,159
I don't know him from Spud.

2070
01:15:42,159 --> 01:15:44,159
He's my love. Yeah, okay.

2071
01:15:44,159 --> 01:15:46,159
Whatever. But I've been following you.

2072
01:15:46,159 --> 01:15:48,159
I've been watching you set up this town.

2073
01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:50,159
I came to visit a while ago.

2074
01:15:50,159 --> 01:15:52,159
Did you watch every breath I take?

2075
01:15:52,159 --> 01:15:54,159
Every move you make. You were watching me.

2076
01:15:54,159 --> 01:15:56,159
I was watching you.

2077
01:15:56,159 --> 01:15:58,159
And what did you find out?

2078
01:15:58,159 --> 01:16:00,159
I found out that I still hate you.

2079
01:16:00,159 --> 01:16:02,159
You imprisoned me falsely and you like

2080
01:16:02,159 --> 01:16:04,159
totally set upon a whole shit storm

2081
01:16:04,159 --> 01:16:06,159
on my life.

2082
01:16:06,159 --> 01:16:08,159
Yeah, no, well you're wanted for murder.

2083
01:16:08,159 --> 01:16:10,159
That's not true.

2084
01:16:10,159 --> 01:16:12,159
Okay, well you've introduced a new problem.

2085
01:16:12,159 --> 01:16:14,159
Yeah.

2086
01:16:14,159 --> 01:16:16,159
Right at the end of our adventure.

2087
01:16:16,159 --> 01:16:18,159
Yeah, you're a fucking idiot.

2088
01:16:18,159 --> 01:16:20,159
And he walks up and he punches miss meow meow

2089
01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:22,159
in the face at the altar.

2090
01:16:22,159 --> 01:16:24,159
Open hand slaps her.

2091
01:16:24,159 --> 01:16:26,159
I'm not going to punch myself in the face.

2092
01:16:26,159 --> 01:16:28,159
Well, commit or don't commit.

2093
01:16:28,159 --> 01:16:30,159
I don't know, I can't tell you.

2094
01:16:30,159 --> 01:16:32,159
Listen, Sullivan.

2095
01:16:32,159 --> 01:16:34,159
Madame Meow Meow.

2096
01:16:34,159 --> 01:16:36,159
This event is not for being aggressive

2097
01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:38,159
against each other. This event is for

2098
01:16:38,159 --> 01:16:40,159
putting our differences aside.

2099
01:16:42,159 --> 01:16:44,159
Exactly.

2100
01:16:46,159 --> 01:16:48,159
Taint it.

2101
01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:50,159
I just left my body.

2102
01:16:50,159 --> 01:16:52,159
Exist as the character.

2103
01:16:52,159 --> 01:16:54,159
Yeah, it's me.

2104
01:16:54,159 --> 01:16:56,159
I just left my body.

2105
01:16:56,159 --> 01:16:58,159
I can't believe you just said that.

2106
01:16:58,159 --> 01:17:00,159
Listen, I had this whole thing

2107
01:17:00,159 --> 01:17:02,159
where I was going to come up here

2108
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:04,159
and open hand slap you.

2109
01:17:04,159 --> 01:17:06,159
You did it. Yeah, I did that.

2110
01:17:06,159 --> 01:17:08,159
But what I didn't expect

2111
01:17:08,159 --> 01:17:10,159
was to fall in love with yourself.

2112
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:12,159
No, I'm not in love with you.

2113
01:17:14,159 --> 01:17:16,159
Yeah, sure, of course.

2114
01:17:16,159 --> 01:17:18,159
You're in love with the potato guy. Yes, I am.

2115
01:17:18,159 --> 01:17:20,159
We're committing ourselves forever.

2116
01:17:20,159 --> 01:17:22,159
Well, I don't know, it seemed like you were

2117
01:17:22,159 --> 01:17:24,159
a little wishy washy. What were you going to say?

2118
01:17:24,159 --> 01:17:26,159
I was going to say I wasn't expecting

2119
01:17:26,159 --> 01:17:28,159
to see such a display of love

2120
01:17:28,159 --> 01:17:30,159
and caring

2121
01:17:30,159 --> 01:17:32,159
and just a joining of community

2122
01:17:32,159 --> 01:17:34,159
and just like

2123
01:17:34,159 --> 01:17:36,159
I don't know, like feeling my

2124
01:17:36,159 --> 01:17:38,159
whatever, get married. I'm not going to kill

2125
01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:40,159
you today.

2126
01:17:40,159 --> 01:17:42,159
Thank you.

2127
01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:44,159
Tomorrow we will duel.

2128
01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:46,159
Have your honeymoon.

2129
01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:48,159
I'm not a monster.

2130
01:17:48,159 --> 01:17:50,159
Dance, please continue.

2131
01:17:50,159 --> 01:17:52,159
I'm just going to go take a, excuse me, I'm sorry.

2132
01:17:52,159 --> 01:17:54,159
Excuse me.

2133
01:17:54,159 --> 01:17:56,159
Oh, Sully, over here. Hey, moot.

2134
01:17:56,159 --> 01:17:58,159
I didn't know you were here, buddy. Hey.

2135
01:17:58,159 --> 01:18:00,159
Yeah, yeah.

2136
01:18:00,159 --> 01:18:02,159
This has been a fun day. It's been like

2137
01:18:02,159 --> 01:18:04,159
quite the thing. I saw you going off

2138
01:18:04,159 --> 01:18:06,159
finding a spoon. Pudding festival, jamboree

2139
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:08,159
wedding, it's all just happening.

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I used to be a spoonerer, you know,

2141
01:18:10,159 --> 01:18:12,159
but I didn't want to insert myself.

2142
01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:14,159
I've been inserting myself

2143
01:18:14,159 --> 01:18:16,159
here in Butts Hole and I just didn't want

2144
01:18:16,159 --> 01:18:18,159
to just do the same. You know what it is.

2145
01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:20,159
I hear you.

2146
01:18:20,159 --> 01:18:22,159
We cut back up to the altar.

2147
01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:26,159
Well, does anyone

2148
01:18:26,159 --> 01:18:28,159
else want to object? No,

2149
01:18:28,159 --> 01:18:30,159
I think we're good. Get on with it.

2150
01:18:30,159 --> 01:18:32,159
Get on with it.

2151
01:18:32,159 --> 01:18:34,159
Slap someone else. Well, okay

2152
01:18:34,159 --> 01:18:36,159
then. Well, by the power

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01:18:36,159 --> 01:18:38,159
vested in

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01:18:38,159 --> 01:18:40,159
Butts Hole's

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01:18:40,159 --> 01:18:42,159
and taints coming together,

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01:18:42,159 --> 01:18:44,159
I now pronounce you

2157
01:18:44,159 --> 01:18:46,159
oh.

2158
01:18:46,159 --> 01:18:48,159
Oh, wait a minute.

2159
01:18:48,159 --> 01:18:50,159
Oh, this is

2160
01:18:50,159 --> 01:18:52,159
this is amazing.

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01:18:52,159 --> 01:18:54,159
I now pronounce you

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01:18:54,159 --> 01:18:56,159
potato

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01:18:56,159 --> 01:18:58,159
and puss. You may

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01:18:58,159 --> 01:19:00,159
kiss your

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01:19:00,159 --> 01:19:02,159
kitten.

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01:19:02,159 --> 01:19:04,159
So much more

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01:19:04,159 --> 01:19:06,159
soft and gentle than I thought

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01:19:06,159 --> 01:19:08,159
you were going to do.

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01:19:08,159 --> 01:19:10,159
They embrace and everybody

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01:19:10,159 --> 01:19:12,159
begins to cheer and play

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01:19:12,159 --> 01:19:14,159
mickens from the back.

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01:19:14,159 --> 01:19:16,159
It's so beautiful.

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01:19:16,159 --> 01:19:20,159
Ave Maria

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Ave

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Maria

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01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:26,159
Ave

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01:19:26,159 --> 01:19:28,159
Maria

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01:19:28,159 --> 01:19:30,159
Ave

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01:19:30,159 --> 01:19:32,159
Maria

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01:19:32,159 --> 01:19:34,159
Ave

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01:19:34,159 --> 01:19:36,159
Bahama

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01:19:36,159 --> 01:19:38,159
Bahama

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01:19:38,159 --> 01:19:40,159
Ave

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01:19:40,159 --> 01:19:42,159
York

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01:19:42,159 --> 01:19:44,159
York

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01:19:44,159 --> 01:19:46,159
Exactly. Wait a second.

2187
01:19:46,159 --> 01:19:48,159
I was told there were

2188
01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:50,159
There was hoes in this house.

2189
01:19:50,159 --> 01:19:53,159
Where are the hoes in this house?

2190
01:19:53,159 --> 01:19:56,159
I believe we're in the right area codes for hoes too.

2191
01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:57,159
Oh, yeah.

2192
01:19:57,159 --> 01:19:59,159
We cut out to the pudding,

2193
01:19:59,159 --> 01:20:01,159
and Ms. Mad Meow Meow takes the spoon

2194
01:20:01,159 --> 01:20:03,159
and takes her first slurp and says,

2195
01:20:03,159 --> 01:20:05,159
All right, who's first?

2196
01:20:05,159 --> 01:20:07,159
Me, me, me.

2197
01:20:07,159 --> 01:20:08,159
And she begins to go around

2198
01:20:08,159 --> 01:20:10,159
with the giant communal spoon of pudding.

2199
01:20:10,159 --> 01:20:12,159
You don't get to hold it, do you?

2200
01:20:12,159 --> 01:20:14,159
No, she feeds you.

2201
01:20:14,159 --> 01:20:17,159
Picks a big scoop of the pistachio chocolate

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01:20:17,159 --> 01:20:18,159
pudding.

2203
01:20:18,159 --> 01:20:20,159
Chocolate?

2204
01:20:20,159 --> 01:20:22,159
It was established as the first thing,

2205
01:20:22,159 --> 01:20:24,159
and then pistachios were added.

2206
01:20:24,159 --> 01:20:26,159
And the layers change as you go deeper.

2207
01:20:26,159 --> 01:20:28,159
Oh, you guys, it's a layered thing.

2208
01:20:28,159 --> 01:20:30,159
Yeah, it is.

2209
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:32,159
Oh, it's an aspect.

2210
01:20:32,159 --> 01:20:34,159
It's a jello pudding.

2211
01:20:34,159 --> 01:20:37,159
Everybody gets a slurp.

2212
01:20:37,159 --> 01:20:39,159
Oh, it's so delicious.

2213
01:20:39,159 --> 01:20:41,159
I'm so glad for this magic spoon

2214
01:20:41,159 --> 01:20:43,159
that keeps it sort of clean.

2215
01:20:43,159 --> 01:20:45,159
I resist a little bit.

2216
01:20:45,159 --> 01:20:47,159
But I taste some, and it's aggressive.

2217
01:20:47,159 --> 01:20:49,159
No, you should have it. It's delicious.

2218
01:20:49,159 --> 01:20:51,159
Don't sully the celebration.

2219
01:20:51,159 --> 01:20:53,159
This wasn't sully.

2220
01:20:53,159 --> 01:20:55,159
This was a fling.

2221
01:20:59,159 --> 01:21:01,159
All the kids are talking about

2222
01:21:01,159 --> 01:21:03,159
eating out of butt's holes.

2223
01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:05,159
So this...

2224
01:21:05,159 --> 01:21:07,159
Now we get to...

2225
01:21:07,159 --> 01:21:09,159
We've experienced it ourselves, right?

2226
01:21:09,159 --> 01:21:12,159
Like, check out my bucket list.

2227
01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,159
And as we fade up on the scene,

2228
01:21:14,159 --> 01:21:17,159
the last Saskatchewan pirate strikes a chord

2229
01:21:17,159 --> 01:21:20,159
with Flamikins Kinn singing a round of Ave Maria

2230
01:21:20,159 --> 01:21:22,159
at the exact same time,

2231
01:21:22,159 --> 01:21:24,159
and it works.

2232
01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:26,159
It's like Dark Side of the Moon

2233
01:21:26,159 --> 01:21:28,159
and whatever it matches up to.

2234
01:21:28,159 --> 01:21:30,159
Wizard of Oz.

2235
01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:34,159
And that's where we'll end today's episode.

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01:21:41,159 --> 01:21:42,159
This has been

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01:21:42,159 --> 01:21:44,159
Dumbgeons and Dragons Improvised Live Show

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01:21:44,159 --> 01:21:46,159
starring Amy More as Flanks,

2239
01:21:46,159 --> 01:21:48,159
Carla Maxted as Yen Bull,

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01:21:48,159 --> 01:21:50,159
Tom Laird as Moot,

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01:21:50,159 --> 01:21:52,159
with Kyle Clasett as Varnock,

2242
01:21:52,159 --> 01:21:54,159
Cicero Holmes as Dentz,

2243
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:56,159
and Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

2244
01:21:56,159 --> 01:21:58,159
Dialogue editing and sound design for this episode

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01:21:58,159 --> 01:22:00,159
are by Charles Rousseau from Phase Shift Audio.

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01:22:00,159 --> 01:22:02,159
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01:22:04,159 --> 01:22:06,159
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01:22:08,159 --> 01:22:10,159
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01:22:38,159 --> 01:22:40,159
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01:23:02,159 --> 01:23:04,159
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2272
01:23:04,159 --> 01:23:06,159
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2273
01:23:06,159 --> 01:23:08,159
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01:23:08,159 --> 01:23:10,159
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